Episode Report Card Erin: A+ | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Tell Her About It
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 22 | Aired on 05.03.2003
Vaughn pipes up that, even though Sloane may have most of the pieces to assemble the total device, he doesn't have them all. That's right. The Holocaust Heart's still available, and it's at an NSA storage facility. "That is," snarks Kendall, "if the NSA's still GOT it." Hee. NNNSA has had about enough of Kendall's crap, and says as much. Kendall orders Jack to go along with NNNSA and supervise the transfer of the Holocaust Heart from the NSA location to some neutral naval base.
Regina: God, I'm bored.
Wendy Kroy: Me too.
Rona: We're out of daiquiri mix.
Regina: Oh, just pour the rum in the blender with some ice cubes and red food coloring. We'll never know the difference.
Wendy Kroy: I'd drink rum-flavored red food coloring if I thought it would make this scene more interesting.
Regina: You and me both, sister.
Kendall continues barking out orders, including telling Jack to inform Marshall that he's going to Zurich along with the rest of the team. Then he turns to Agent Sean and orders him to tell Will that the CIA's done with him. Over at Marshall's desk, Jack storms up and barks at him that he's going to Zurich. Marshall practically falls out of his chair. But Jack doesn't unnerve him so much that he forgets to invite his girlfriend along to Zurich as well. He's all, uh, you know who should go too? My girlfrie-- I mean, "Kerry" -- I mean, "Agent Bowman." She's a Rambaldi expert! Really. She's not just smokin'! "She'd really be helpful, in the field," stutters Marshall. "In the field?" says Jack, managing to make it sound like he's saying, "In the ass," or "In the whorehouse," or something equally sordid and unseemly. Hee.
Jack totally gives this one to Marshall, though, and tells Kerry that she's going to Zurich with the rest of the senior class. Then he turns back to Marshall and gives him this look that says, "Okay, now, buster. If you come back from Zurich and you're still a virgin, I am NEVER floating you a girlfriend-as-field-agent traveling partner again." Marshall just beams at Jack's retreating back. Kerry looks at him all, what the? Oh, and the closed captioning says her name is spelled "Carrie," but the ABC site spells it "Kerry" and she'll probably be gone next season, so I don't really care.
The Cell Formerly Known As Den Of Delights. Agent Sean enters and tells Will, who's hunched over a bunch of papers, that he's all wrapped up at the CIA and he, Sean, is supposed to take Will to where he'll be staying. Will, vaguely distracted, asks if there's a computer he can use. Um, yeah, Will. You used to WORK here, remember? How about you use your OWN computer, now that you've been exonerated, huh? What-fucking-ever.
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