Episode Report Card Erin: A+ | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Tell Her About It
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 22 | Aired on 05.03.2003
Out in a stairwell, some of Sloane's goons start taking shots at the boys with guns. Back in the Salon, one of the remaining Sloane goons enters and announces that the jig, she is up, and a tactical team's making its way up the stairs. Sloane orders him to pack everything and go. Wow. For a powerful and mysterious and possibly mind-altering machine, it's pretty damn easy to shove into a Le Sportsac. Before following his goonie out the door, Sloane turns back to Jack and states that they'll see each other again. And next time, they'll both be naked. I'm sorry, but the Ho!Yay! was running RAMPANT in their scenes together. RAMPANT.
The CIA team runs through the floor, looking all cool and shit. Dixon busts open a door and comes upon Jack, then gets on his headset and tells someone to tell Sydney that he's found her father. Um, why not tell her yourself, Dixon? I mean, isn't she wearing a headset as well? Or is she just letting Vaughn wear the headset so she doesn't have to mess up her hair? Whatever. Twenty more minutes 'til it's over...twenty more minutes til it's over...
Elsewhere on the floor, Sloane and his goonies are getting away, having already loaded the machine and equipment onto some imaginary truck somewhere. Syd and Vaughn open a door and wind up in the very same hallway as Sloane, right behind him. The goonies open fire. Syd and Vaughn open fire. Everybody everywhere opens fire. One of the goonies orders Sloane to get the hell outta there, and he obeys, running off in this shuffling baggy-panted gait that is truly amusing. Like, Ron Rifkin? Fantastic actor. Phenomenal athlete? Not so much. Heh.
Wendy Kroy: Hee. He runs like Gomer.
Rona: He runs like Gomer on acid.
Regina: Hey, I think he IS Gomer on acid!
So, Sloane is getting away as the lovers and the goonies keep taking potshots at each other. Suddenly, Irina appears, and drops all the goonies with some double-fisted gun-toting action. Sydney looks at her mother in surprise. "Go after Sloane!" Irina shouts, looking all kinds of wrong in her custom-made fatigues and black t-shirt. Sydney, never one to obey her mother -- or anyone else, for that matter, who might actually BE MAKING SENSE -- just turns to Vaughn and yells at him to go after Sloane. Then she turns to Irina. Irina, seeing that her daughter once again is totally ignoring her orders and coming after HER instead of Sloane, spins around and runs off.
Syd chases her mother up onto the roof of the building and comes upon her, crouched on the ledge. Syd's all, move and I'll shoot you! I've shot you before and I'll do it again! Which shot would that be, Syd? The one where you had the chance to shoot your mommy in the head and instead just clipped her in the arm? Yeah. Because THAT was effective. Well, you got a clear shot now, honey. Ten bucks says you don't fucking take it.
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