Episode Report Card Erin: A+ | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Tell Her About It
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 22 | Aired on 05.03.2003
We pop back to "Counteragent" and the part where Sark shows Sloane the piece of paper with the naughty drawing on it as Irina voice-overs that she delivered a proposal to Sloane, a proposal that they work together to take down the Alliance and raid the CIA all at once. Then we're at "A Higher Echelon," at the part where Irina uses the computers. She claims that she came up with a plan that forced the CIA to let her use the computers, and she found out where the artifacts were kept.
Aaaaand then we're back on the ice. Irina reveals that the artifacts were being held at an NSA lab in Nevada, and Sloane had the place raided. Syd's all, yeah, right -- I never heard of an NSA raid. Irina's all, well, DUH. But she never really explains WHY Syd never heard of it. We just whip on over to "A Dark Turn" and the part where Syd and Irina put their hands on the cell glass. "When the time came for my escape," says Irina in a voice-over, "it was painful because my love for you...for your father...was not a contrivance." Aw. And MAN, this is a lot of flashbacks.
Finally, we're back for good at the rink. Syd's not buying any of this crap. She's all, so, what? Suddenly you want the CIA to have all the Rambaldi artifacts? With tears in her eyes, Irina says, "Sydney, I know our relationship is complicated but I'm your mother. I have to believe that would be the case under any circumstance. Go to Zurich." They're both crying now. Syd's just tells her mother she's insane. Then Irina slams Syd in the face with a hockey stick. But it's okay, because she apologizes first.
Wendy Kroy: Dayum! That was HARSH.
Regina: Yeah! And WHAT was the purpose of that?
Wendy Kroy: To knock Syd out so that she wouldn't chase after her mother!
Regina: What, and a good shot of something in the ass isn't good enough anymore?
Rona: That's going to leave a mark, you know.
Empty Building Of Demonic Doubles And Their Beautiful British REAL Boyfriends. Hee. Francinator's smoking. And she has all this black eyeshadow on. What, is it written somewhere that, as soon as you become a bad guy, you have to put all this black eyeliner on and smoke? These people have been watching The Long Kiss Goodnight WAY too often.
Rona: One of our favorite movies, by the way.
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