Episode Report Card Erin: A+ | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Tell Her About It
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 22 | Aired on 05.03.2003
Wendy Kroy: And I'm ready to retire that goddamn white suit of his to a remote corner of the planet because, seriously? White linen only works on Mel Gibson in The Year of Living Dangerously.Rona: Mmmm...Mel Gibson.
Regina: Mmmm...
Wendy Kroy: Mmmm...
Jack's all, and then what? Sloane doesn't really answer his question. It seems he prefers to go all mystical on Jack's ass and talk about seeing things and seeing what's possible and coming changes and TELL US WHAT IT DOES ALREADY. Jack sweats something about how he used to feel sorry for Sloane, because he seemed to need to fill a void in his life with all this Rambaldi crap. Sloane, with his new Bargain Basement Buddha philosophical outlook, just sighs, "I didn't expect you to understand."
Then Jack's like, okay, then, fine. Why keep me alive? Sloane gets really close to Jack's face, setting Ho!Yay! radars off all over the world, and says, "Because we're friends, Jack." Then, he leans forward and kisses Jack square on the mouth. With tongue. And little mewing noises. Oh, okay, he doesn't. But he so looks like he's going to!
Oops Center. The camera swirls around the room, giving us glimpses of Vaughn speaking French (mmm!) and Agent Sean speaking German (hee!) and Marshall playing Zelda on his Game Boy (no, not really). Marshall approaches Kerry for some useless banter regarding NNNSA Brandon and how she won't miss him because he was a prick. Then she gives Marshall a kiss on the cheek and tells him he's sweet.
Elsewhere in the Oops Center, Will's gone from being unable to enter his own password to being authorized to call the parents of the thought-to-be-dead Allison Doren. He has a picture up on his screen of Allison as a child, and she's just your average-looking African-American little girl. Like, she doesn't have horns or anything. Will discovered from the parents that the body was so badly burned, it was never properly identified.
At the same time, at Syd's desk, her phone rings. It's Irina. She claims that she didn't know Sloane was going to switch the crates, and that he must have known somehow that Irina would double-cross him. It's important to note that Irina strongly emphasizes that SOMEHOW Sloane knew. I mean, it's not all that important now, but when next season starts and Sloane's invented some sort of bizarro time machine out of a heart and a couple dozen dusty artifacts, it might gain a measure of gravity, you know?
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