Episode Report Card Erin: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Tell Her About It
By Erin | Season 2 | Episode 22 | Aired on 05.03.2003
Oops Center. Two hours later. Marshall and Kendall are hanging out, comparing notes on how NOT to impress women, when one of the Mexico City dudes gets on the headset and informs Kendall that they found an elevator shaft pried open on the nineteenth floor, and they think Derevko's escaped. Kendall rips off his headset and chucks it at the desk. Marshall scrambles to pick it up. "Sir, you're not supposed to throw these like that...you'll break 'em..." Hee. It's like he made it or something, like it's his dolly. Snerk.
Demonic Double's Dwelling. Will's enjoying his non-clone status by chilling out on the sofa, poring over all his Project Christmas research. Frallison enters and asks if there's any news. Nope, says Will. I’m just trying to figure it all out. Frallison hands over a tub of ice cream, claiming she got Will's favorite. It's probably laced with cyanide, but Will thanks her anyway. Will's all, you're the best. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to run off to the bathroom so I can rifle through the cabinets and your personal belongs in search of a plot device -- erm, I mean, "aspirin."
As soon as he's gone, Frallison starts looking through his papers. In the bathroom, Will's having difficulty locating the aspirin. Back in the living room, Frallison's having NO difficulty locating her old Project Christmas profile. Back in the bathroom, Will decides that if he were an aspirin, he'd most definitely be in his girlfriend's dop kit, and he'd certainly be contained in a regular orange prescription bottle instead of, you know, A BAYER CONTAINER.
Of course, Will reads the label, as any good boyfriend should when he's snooping through his girlfriend's personal effects, and of course, it doesn't say "Tylenol with codeine" or "penicillin" or anything like that. No, it says, quite clearly, Provacillium. Right there. On the outside of the bottle. Looks like Syd might have a little competition for the Worst Spy Ever title. Like, Frallison can set up multiple bugs in several different locations and organize a mini-coup in less than a day, but she can't, like, remember to make FAKE FUCKING LABELS or put her gene therapy meds into a fucking ASPIRIN BOTTLE? Will quickly figures out that Frallison is the clone, just as Frallison's out in the living room figuring out that Will's probably figured out that she's the clone. Say it with me. Frallison? The clone. Will? Knows she's the clone.
After the break, we catch up with Will, leaving a frantic "Francie's the clone" message on Syd's voicemail. He hears a thud out in the hallway, but instead of grabbing the top of the toilet or some Neutrogena skin toner to use as a weapon, Will dumbly peeks out into the hall and goes, "Fran?" Dude. That's just like all those dumb-ass people in movies who hear noises downstairs in the middle of the night, and then go CHECK IT OUT, and then are all surprised when they wind up, like, with pitchforks in their backs. Seriously. I live in an apartment. I lock my bedroom door at night. I hear a noise? I grab the nearest sharp object and just wait 'til the noise decides to knock on my door or bust it down or something. I am NOT unlocking the door, peeking out, and going, "Rapist? Burglar? Crack addict? Helloooo? Anyone here?" I may be crazy, but I'm not STUPID.
But apparently, Will kind of is. He looks out, sees the front door cracked open, and approaches it. There's no sign of Frallison until he passes the kitchen and there she is, pressed up against the wall, evil eyes flashing. She lunges at him, wrapping one of those handy piano-wire strangling cords around his neck. Will elbows her a good one and they part, gasping. By the way, at this point, with the way Will nailed her, I got the bizarre feeling that Will was an unknowing Project Christmas kid himself. With the whole shotgun-handling expertise from before and now the easy way he got out of the stranglehold, I'm really thinking he's a sleeper agent. Really.
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