Episode Report Card 127 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT "Shiver Me Bitches!"
By Demian | Season 7 | Episode 4 | Aired on 2004.10.03
There's a gorgeous time-lapse shot of fog racing past the Golden Gate Bridge before we cut back into La Cueva Del Booty. Phoebe and Piper pick their way through the chamber, with Phoebe toting a rather conspicuous potion vial. "Maybe [Raige] scared them away," Piper offers. "Pirates don't run from fights," Phoebe sniffs. "They lure you into them." The gals eventually stumble across poor, gravely injured, terrified, badly dressed, soon-to-be-dead Brenda, who's aged about sixty years since last we saw her. No, I'm not kidding with that. They hired eightysomething former burlesque performer Gloria LeRoy, slung her into a pair of handcuffs and a larger version of that hideous top Young Brenda was wearing, and stuck her on the shelf for this scene. Poor, gravely injured, terrified, badly dressed, soon-to-be-dead, and rilly rilly old Brenda hangs on long enough to reveal that Harrr!ve's athame is responsible for her current condition, and warns Piper and Phoebe to save Raige while they still can. Then, Brenda The Rilly Rilly Old Dyke drops dead. Piper and Phoebe spend not a second mourning the loss of an innocent, instead spinning to flee the cave and ending up...