Episode Report Card Demian: C | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Witless Protection
By Demian | Season 7 | Episode 10 | Aired on 11.27.2004
"That wasn't you!" Piper gasps as she retrieves Phoebe's singed earrings from Cordelia's ashy remains, and why the baubles wouldn't have been demolished in the vanquish along with everything else Cordelia was wearing, I haven't a fucking clue. Nor do I care, because there's less than a minute to go, here. "That was the demon from my vision," Phoebe confirms. Piper, crushed and angry over losing what she grew to consider another innocent, groans, "We can't keep doing this. There has to be another way." "There is," Phoebe reminds her. "A better way. She showed it to me, and it was beautiful." Phoebe turns to the Dolt, and with a hint of childish pleading entering her voice, mewls, "I think I want to meet them." "And I want you to," the Dolt replies, "but you need a clear mind to do so, and I don't think now is the right time." "Now is the best time," Piper insists as she crosses to his side. "Call them." The Dolt closes his eyes and, presently, the three Avatars flare into the room. Piper and Phoebe look somewhat taken aback at their appearance -- which, you know, they should be, because both guys have facial hair and all three are wearing black, which is never, ever a good sign on this show -- but Piper draws herself up to state, "We're listening." The Avatars smirk in triumph as the screen cuts abruptly to black. This can't be good.
And neither can next week, when the WB airs a rerun of the asstastic "Styx Feet Under." See you back here in a few!