Episode Report Card Demian: C- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT It's Just Another Menstrual Monday
By Demian | Season 7 | Episode 6 | Aired on 10.16.2004
Manor kitchen. Piper explains the various properties of the potion vials with which she is arming the Dolt in anticipation of that evening's transformation. The gals plan to lock themselves in the Crystical cage well in advance of the midnight hour, but she wants him to have the potions as backup, just in case. The Dolt protests a bit, but Piper's not having it and sails out of the room to head to the nonexistent attic, instructing him to follow with the vials. The instant she's gone, however, The Would-Be Squiggler materializes to block the Dolt's exit. "Who are you?" he demands. "Actually," The Would-Be Squiggler replies, "I'm about to be you." With that, he steps over towards the Dolt to dissolve into a wavy distortion cloud that zips into the Dolt's body. The Diggler cracks his neck and strides into the dining room, leaving the potions behind.
Up in the nonexistent attic, Raige wonders if they should have snacks in their cage. "Like what?" Phoebe snorts. "A wildebeest?" Heh. Raige frets that they don't know how long they'll be trapped, and she might get a little peckish. "Well, then," Piper snarks, "we'll have [the Dolt] throw us a Whiteligher." Hee. The three natter a bit about the Dolt's supposedly deteriorating mental state before the Diggler pops into the room unannounced to make with the neck-cracking and such. Piper suspiciously notes both the neck-cracking and the lack of potions, but not much comes of that, aside from Raige leaving the room to fetch the potions herself. Just then, the doorbell rings, and if it's Sparklies, someone's going to die. And...
...it's Sparklies. Hmmm. Let's see. Whom can I kill? The Professional Boyband Fucktard would be an obvious choice, but let's face it. When I said someone was going to die, I meant me. From boredom. Long, tedious story short, Phoebe blows him off and slams the door in his face just as the familiar pitter-pat of demonic hijinks reaches her ears from the nonexistent attic far above, to which we return in time to watch...
...the Diggler shooting sporking bolts of electricity at the horrified Piper, who of course ducks out of range just in time. Raige and Phoebe scurry in, and Raige hurls a disused television set at the Diggler with her orbing telekinesis. The Diggler orbs out at the last second, and the faultless TV shatters against the wall. Stupid Raige. Well, for the demolished television, at any rate. She's actually the only one of the three who connects the Dolt's apparently odd behavior to the new threat imperiling them all. And...scene.