Episode Report Card Demian: C- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT It's Just Another Menstrual Monday
By Demian | Season 7 | Episode 6 | Aired on 10.16.2004
Not!warts, and this is just pathetic, and not only because of the eye-searing, zigzagged pink-and-black halter Piper's sporting that's optically knocking her boobs out of whack. Nope, in addition to that, Piper once more puts her fragile heart on the line by formally inviting the Dolt to move back into the Bridal Boudoir, and what does he do? He dumps her. Again. Some more. This time, he's claiming it's for her security, as well as for the security of his hideously neglected sons, because he's "vulnerable" to The Gathering Storm, but really. It's another excuse in a long, long line of them, and she should just kiss that massive ass of his goodbye for good. He's just not that into you, honey! Piper, never one to listen to sane advice when it comes to matters of the Dolt, simply looks weary and wrecked as the Dolt orbs out, leaving her alone in the Not-So-Great Hall as the camera pans backwards and up to the ceiling before fading, finally, to black. Someone needs to conjure herself a certain hot-assed Mexican, posthaste.
Next week, a rerun of "Witch Wars" from last season, followed by a new episode on Halloween the following Sunday. I'd be a total loser if I tuned in to the rerun just because of Big Gay Chris, right? Right. Watch me do it anyway. Sigh.