Episode Report Card Demian: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Blinded by the Dolt
By Demian | Season 3 | Episode 11 | Aired on 01.24.2001
P3AD. And, look! It's The Whitss! I see they've changed their lead vocalist from the last time I saw them. Over on the Grams Halliwell Memorial Loveseat, Prue joins Phoebe and Piper, telling Phoebe that Reese called the manor and would like to speak with her again about "the case." Phoebe wonders if it's anything "urgent." Prue wonders what could be urgent about it. Cole Guilt Goggle. Piper changes the topic, wondering when The Human Dildo will be back from a confab he was called to with The Elders. Worried noises about possible punishments handed down for breaking The Rules from Piper; then she heads back to the bar. Prue turns and eyes Phoebe. "What's in that head of yours?" she asks. Phoebe looks up. "Nothing. You know that," she smiles. Prue isn't buying it. Phoebe lies that she, too, is simply worried about The Human Dildo. Cleansing Burst Of Synchronicity, as Prue spots The Human Dildo at that very moment. She heads off to get Piper as he sits on the loveseat beside Phoebe. People in the forums have complained about what she's wearing in this scene, but I have to admit that I think she looks stunning in it. Well, what I can see of it. It's a silver and gold changeable satin evening dress with a full skirt and a tight, low-cut bodice. Yes, it's so tight it's strangling the blood flow to her boobs, but Alyssa Milano looks good in it. Now, if she could just get a new person to work on her hair and make-up, she'll be fine.
Phoebe apologizes to The Human Dildo for being "such a screw-up" with regard to the whole Cole thing. The Human Dildo tells her he should be the one apologizing, as he blames himself for not paying as close attention as he should have to Cole. They share A Look Fraught With Significance as Prue and Piper perk over from the bar. The Human Dildo rises with some good news. TPTB have lifted the probation, and Piper and he are now "officially engaged." Adolescent girls across the country swoon and squeal and scream with delight now that it's official: Piper + Leo = 2GETHAH 4EVAH! I stifle a yawn. Phoebe and Prue yelp out their congratulations as Piper and The Human Dildo move in for a clinch. The shot shifts into "ominous" slow motion as a demonic mouth-breather makes like Darth Vader on the soundtrack. Piper smiles in slow motion. The Human Dildo smiles in slow motion. Phoebe and Prue smile in slow motion. The mouth-breather is overwhelmed by the Glissading Chimes Of Magical Delight as we fade to black.