Episode Report Card Demian: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Blinded by the Dolt
By Demian | Season 3 | Episode 11 | Aired on 01.24.2001
Manor parlor. Piper bitches that they did everything Natalie told them to do, they followed all of The Rules, and they still got their collective ass kicked. Phoebe babytalks, "I hate rules." Prue beats herself up for not following her instincts. They collectively decide that The Rules suck, and call for The Human Dildo. In he orbs, telling them that he knows what just happened since he had disobeyed orders to follow their actions. He has a plan, but "it breaks the rules big-time." Piper gets it immediately. You mean? Uh huh. And we? Yep. See that? Finishing each other's thoughts. Pardon me while I jam this rusted steak knife into my eye. Phoebe and Prue go, "Guh?" and we cut to SkyCam On Crack, zooming over the Coit Tower. In an alley, Natalie lies flat on her back, gasping in agony with the arrow jutting up from her chest. Beavis chomps some more on the set, relishing his impending victory over the forces of good. Natalie dies, her powers glowing up out of her body and into Beavis's face. Beavis gloats, then picks up the crossbow and orbs up into Heaven. Once there, he's momentarily dazzled by the light. His eyes adjust, and he takes aim at a robed figure in the distance. He shoots, and the figure TKs the arrow back at him, because the figure is Prue. Piper's there as well, and freezes the arrow in mid-air. Phoebe joins in on the pile-on, booting Beavis into the arrow, which penetrates his back. Beavis howls and falls to the floor. As the sisters gather in a semicircle around him, he asks, "What the hell are you doing up here?" "Kicking your ass," Phoebe replies. Prue explains that Beavis obtained Natalie's weaknesses along with her strengths, and the Darklighter poison is killing him as it did her. Piper finds this "poetic," and Phoebe announces that she's "kind of in a rhyming mood." Prue agrees that the poison isn't working fast enough for her taste, and they recite the vanquishing spells:
All Three: Time for amends and a victim's revenge.
Prue: Cloning power turned sour.
Piper: Power to change turned to strange.
Phoebe: I'm rejectin' your deflection.
And that's the end of Beavis, who flames off to Hell. The Human Dildo approaches and tells them they need to get out of there before they get into trouble. Prue complains that she expected a tour. Piper reminds her that they won't remember any of it anyway, but The Human Dildo tells her they "will this time." Squeals of delight, followed by SkyCam On Crack, whizzing past the damn Transamerica Pyramid again.