Episode Report Card Demian: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Blinded by the Dolt
By Demian | Season 3 | Episode 11 | Aired on 01.24.2001
Back from the break, the sisters enter the manor hallway and fill The Human Dildo in on recent events. Natalie orbs back in at that moment, telling them The Elders want the Ps to remain in the manor, as the twentysomething from the vision might be a "force of evil." Prue confirms this, and Piper reveals that they went after Beavis while Natalie was in Whitelighterland. Natalie chides them for their reckless behavior, saying it was only luck that prevented them all from being harmed. The Ps are visibly irritated. TPTB ring Natalie and The Human Dildo's bell, and Natalie thinks it best if both she and The Human Dildo answer it this time. She holds his hand, and the two orb out. Piper bitches about "the hand-holding thing." Prue tells her to forget about it, as they have to figure out what Beavis's strategy is. Phoebe volunteers for "Book duty," Prue announces she intends to pull a spreadsheet together "to see where all of this is going," and Piper says she'll do anything she can to help, as she wants Natalie out of their lives, like, yesterday. Prue and Piper head off, and Phoebe makes her way to the sun porch, where she pages idly through the BoS. She comes across the entry for the Colethazor and pauses on it, murmuring to herself the question, "What am I going to do about you?" She gazes upwards, and the camera follows, the shot dissolving from the ceiling to Whitelighterland.
Up in Heaven, The Human Dildo stands in the center of a room filled with a dry-ice haze and several figures in white robes. The clicking of Whitelighter-ese ticks along in the background. A robed form emerges from the bright light behind The Human Dildo. It's Natalie, as we discover when she eases the starched wimple-ish hood back off her head. Natalie notes that The Elders are in an uproar over Beavis, then asks The Human Dildo why he hasn't changed into his robe as The Rules dictate. The Human Dildo, ever the rebel, replies that he finds his jeans more comfortable. Whatever. Natalie's a strict by-the-book Whitelighter, and The Human Dildo and the Halliwells take a more fluid approach to the whole evil-fighting process. My mother gets it, my father gets it, my sister gets it, and I get it. And I'm the only one of the four who watches this goddamn show. Stop it. Now.
Natalie and The Human Dildo don't listen to me. She leads him into a discussion of her concerns about the goings-on in the manor, noting the Ps are "sloppy," "unorganized," and "undisciplined." The Human Dildo claims their disorder is "part of what makes them great." Natalie thinks The Human Dildo's relationship with Piper is getting in the way of his duties, and notes the Colethazor should never have gotten so close to the sisters, regardless of the fact that they eventually vanquished him. She ominously reveals that The Elders have asked for her opinion of his dating Piper. Before he can reply, they hear Phoebe calling for him. He snits that "a charge's call takes precedent" to any discussion of his private life, and orbs out. Natalie eases the wimple back over her head, and walks off.