Episode Report Card Joe R: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Leftover Pie
By Joe R | Season 6 | Episode 7 | Aired on 02.06.2007
I don't recognize the song they're playing as we see all these clips. It's not "Bad Day," and I'm really bothered by how much I kind of miss it. There's the weird, undulating street performer girl from New York. That girl with the Penny Lane hair who brushed the judges off her shoulder. Rachel Jenkins, our delightful G.I. Jane from Minnesota. The Gedeon McKinney look-alike from, I think, L.A. Melinda Doolittle, the shy backup singer. Stupid Ian Benardo and his gross rubbery face. Eccentric the sex panther. And then Ryan Seacrest using the devil sticks! Awesome! He's super-committed to it, too, chasing one wayward baton halfway down the hall. I'm the recapper who thinks Ryan's kind of a tool, but even I appreciated that one.
Super-dramatic undertones take us to scenes from next week in Hollywood...but I'm gonna leave all that goodness for Jacob. Suffice it to say, the Paris and Nicole girls cause drama, a whole bunch of people we've never seen get cut, and Matt Sato cries tears of happiness. Aw! I don't know if I can handle a whole season of that kid. See you at semifinals!