Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 154 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT When You're Weak
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 10 | Aired on 12.01.2013
SWEET F/A
Reception: "Your daughter is at court, so you have an hour to wait. You could have called instead of just dropping by, but I get that you are a bohemian or whatever."
Veronica: "It's okay, I'm about to take this devastating phone call from a monster that is barely human, and recovering from that will take about an hour anyway."
Jackie: "Veronica! I found your number in a bathroom stall and thought I would just call and check in with you and ask what you're wearing to that party you're not invited to, and don't know about, and never would have heard about, because your daughter doesn't like you very much."
Veronica: "That was ... some efficient goddamn bitch-being, Jackie Florrick."
COURT
Diane: "Your husband, Matthew Ashbaugh. Do you think anybody has ever been as crazy as him?"
F/A: "Lila Ashbaugh is not an expert in the mental health of everyone that has ever existed."
Judge: "Sustained."
FLASHBACK
Matthew: "Baugh Tech is the company I formed, which explains the dumb name of it. And they are deposing me, for being fucking crazy!"
Will: "That is very interesting. Later on, I am going to have sex with Alicia all over the place."
Alicia: "Do you think that in your depo tomorrow -- after Will and I have tons of hot, hot sex on various rooftops -- you could try not being super fucking crazy?"
Matthew: "I do not think that I will be doing that. But I can tell you a secret, which is that I am only pretending to be crazy."
Alicia: "See but that is what a crazy person would say."
"Play the fox, Alicia. It's a saying I made up. It means, act so crazy that when you do go actual crazy nobody will notice. And this will give you power: The power of being underestimated. You know what I'm talking about, you're a woman. You're the star of an entire television show about this. The power of being powerless, and the powerlessness of that."
COURT
Diane: "I didn't follow any of that. What the hell."
Alicia: "Ask him about the Play The Fox motto over Ashbaugh's desk. He will remember me wearing a sexy red dress, even though I remember a more sensible blue number, like I used to wear more often. The only person who really knows what happened back then was Matthew, playing the fox. And now he's dead, so nobody will ever really know what I was wearing, or thinking, or feeling."
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