Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 154 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT When You're Weak
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 10 | Aired on 12.01.2013
Clarke: "That's the second-saddest thing about this."Clarke: "Will, do you remember that? When you and Alicia were so very much in love, but really she wasn't? And that's actually what all of this is about?"
Will: "That's all it's ever been about."
Clarke: "That's the number one saddest thing. And so, Lila Ashbaugh, did he end up getting ruled incompetent?"
Lila: "No, he always got away with everything. So I guess maybe there's something to his theory after all. But now he's dead. Getting enemas from the whores in Heaven, now."
Judge: "Okay, I have a decision."
Diane: "Damn it. We lost. I can tell from the fact that obviously we would lose this case."
Will: "Wait, no. I just got a terrible, wonderful idea. You know those dreams where you find a door in your house and you open it up and it's like, bonus house you never knew about? It's like that, like I just unlocked a secret power inside of myself of being truly horrible."
Diane: "Are you sure you want to do this? You could do a run-up, some practice horribles first. Picture Barney Rubble's little feet going bonkity-bonkity for a while before he actually runs into the sabretooth's mouth."
Will: "No, I am going straight to 100 percent horrible, if I may."
Cary: "Why did Will Gardner just start glowing with an unearthly sickly red glow?"
Alicia: "Sometimes you can be so angry that it becomes like food, or radioactive particles of your home planet. Sometimes you can be so angry you don't need anything else; it animates your hungry bones, just like how Wendy Scott-Carr is inside Marilyn Garbanza's body, operating it like a robot. It's analogous to playing the fox, in a way
SWEET F/A
Clarke: "Is he for real going to suggest that you seduced Matthew Ashbaugh?"
Alicia: "That's the first thing he's going to suggest, yes. Who knows, maybe I did."
Robyn: "Oh my God, you're here. We have a problem! 835 RSVPs."
Alicia: "What did you, send out a press release? Why do you assholes always do the opposite of what I tell you, and then act like it's my fault for not preventing you from doing it? I hate cleaning up other people's messes. PS, I love cleaning up other people's messes."
Cary: "When you look at me like that, it's like your big sister telling you you're adopted. I know it's not really real, but that doesn't make this icy chunk in my stomach any less real."
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