Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 154 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT When You're Weak
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 10 | Aired on 12.01.2013
Lila Ashbaugh: "Who this?"
Alicia: "It's ya girl Alicia Florrick!"
Lila Ashbaugh: "Lose my number, whore. You're not getting any money."
JS BACH
Matthew: "You're not getting paid enough, Alicia."
Alicia: "Oh yeah? Tell your friend Will that."
Matthew: "My friend? Is that some weird Americanism?"
Alicia: "It means like chum or buddy."
Matthew: "Are we not talking about my estate? My last will and testament?"
Alicia: "I am really confused. Can we not turn down the constant insane music in here?"
Matthew: "And give the NSA a respite? If it's driving you crazy, think about what it's doing to them?"
(Gabe: "Motherfucker listens to a lot of classical. Pass me those Cheetos.")
SWEET F/A
Alicia: "Something to do with his estate, I think..."
Clarke: "That makes sense because of the way they did it. You should get all up in it with this guy."
Alicia, wonderfully: "Robyn, do me a favor. You see that man over there? Ask him if you can record the negotiations. Tell him you made a mistake, and you were supposed to do it from the beginning, and I'm very mad at you."
Robyn Burdine: "I love to pretend! Robyn Burdine!"
Alicia: "Peter, quickly. I have to fight an Irishman. Everything okay?"
Peter: "No! Why didn't you invite me to your party on Friday until just now?"
Alicia: "I did no such thing, um, because I don't want to impose. Who defied me?"
Peter: "It was just an evite. That's not the same as a..."
Alicia: "WHO DEFIED ME."
GOV OFC
Peter: "Anyway, I'm taking Jackie to dinner on Friday, so it's tricky."
Alicia: "That is the opposite of tricky! You take that old bitch out, treat her real nice."
Peter: "Can I bring her along? She does love being awful at parties, and..."
Alicia: "Whatever. Just don't make me call her."
Peter: "She thinks you don't like her!"
They both laugh, because who could ever like her: She is the fucking worst. Not laughing, though, is Eli Gold -- hidden behind a teacup in Peter's office -- who loves listening to private conversations almost as much as he hates the shit out of fun stuff.
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