Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 154 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT When You're Weak
By Jacob Clifton | Season 5 | Episode 10 | Aired on 12.01.2013
Alicia: "I actually do understand all of those things. They make me feel better about myself, on days I'm feelin' low."Eli: "Jackie Florrick, get those motherfucking Christian action figures off my sideboard. You know better than that shit. Stop testing my boundaries."
Jackie: "But look, I have a Hanukkah too! It's bigger than even the Wise Men, just like how Christmas is being destroyed by the liberal media and Christians are being oppressed by people not doing exactly what they tell them to do."
Eli: "That is not a 'Hanukkah,' it's a dreidel, and the second you turn your back I am burning all this crap, so you better grab the stuff that matters to you."
DAMIAN & KALINDA "LEVEL" W/ EACH OTHER (LOL)
Damian: "So you're pretty much following me."
Kalinda: "If that bothers you, have you considered not being sketchy as shit?"
Damian: "No. Look, I already told Will I was negotiating the biting off of Alicia's tiny mouse head and the laying of it tenderly on his pillow."
Kalinda: "Okay, keep her name out your mouth firstly, but also I don't care. Our recapper Jacob thinks you are Sinn Féin and getting us all blown to hell one of these days. Which is fine, I just want to know how involved are you with your old clients."
Damian: "They're criminals, I'm a lawyer. Is that 'involved'? The answer is no. (PS, the answer is yes and/or I am in the IRA and getting us all blown to hell one of these days.)"
MITCH GARBANZA, LACKADAISICAL PI
Eli: "Do you see this name on this list?"
Marilyn: "Eli, you know I can't read. What is this?"
Eli: "This is a list of scum for this party, of Alicia. She is a rough customer!"
Marilyn: "I don't care about that. First of all, authentically I simply don't. Secondly, that bitch seems about ten seconds from stabbing me, so I'm going ghost for a little bit."
Eli: "But Colin Sweeney! The white OJ."
Marilyn: "Is that... Can we say that? Anyway, whatever. He's like the coolest anyway."
Eli: "Marilyn, what are you doing. You always want to ruin everything. It is your whole personality, just ruining shit. Roaming from scene to scene and set to set, ruining everything you see. Putting on jackets upside down and backwards, like you never heard of a jacket before. You even ruin the simple act of putting on clothes. Why must you ruin my ruining? That is some next-level shit."
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