Episode Report Card Demian: B+ | 173 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Never Was There A Tale Of More Woe!
By Demian | Season 6 | Episode 5 | Aired on 2003.10.19
As he's speaking, Benvolio slithers into the library to retrieve another tray of potions from a low table near the doors. Raige notices the scars marring Benvolio's neck, and quite naturally asks about them. Buttfuck explains that the Callapulets long ago cursed the Montanagues with a disfiguring plague, to which they retaliated with a pox of boils. Raige examines Buttfuck's relatively clear complexion and wonders why he's not sporting the same sort of scars his kinsman has. Buttfuck claims the plagues afflicted only active practitioners of magic. As he himself had rejected his own powers, or something, he remained unaffected. The last time Buttfuck practiced magic, he admits, it "brought [him] to a place [he doesn't] want to go to again." He rises and crosses to the mantel to direct Raige's attention to a framed photo. "That's Olivia, my fiancée," he notes, gesturing towards the picture. "Olivia Callaway." "Sleeping with the enemy," Raige smiles, nodding in approval. "She was actually killed in the crossfire last year," Buttfuck buzz-kills. D'oh! Raige, instantly apologetic, offers her condolences. "It's okay," Buttfuck allows. "You didn't know." Referring back to his dead Juliet, Buttfuck notes, "She'd be more upset than anybody that this truce ended -- she wanted peace." "I'm here to help," Raige assures him.