Episode Report Card Demian: B+ | 173 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Never Was There A Tale Of More Woe!
By Demian | Season 6 | Episode 5 | Aired on 2003.10.19
Manor. Raige stomps into the front hall from the kitchen, with Phoebe noisily clomping along behind her. "I said I'm sorry," Phoebe howls. "What more do you want from me?" "'Sorry' doesn't begin to cover it," Raige snarls back. As the two snipe about Phoebe's interference, it becomes clear that Raige believes Slampiece Buttfuck's version of events, and she virtually accuses Phoebe of aiding and abetting the enemy. Wouldn't be the first time, would it? God, I hate her. Big Gay Chris orbs into the hallway with Piper, who whistles to get her feral sisters' attention. Part Check: No part -- Big Chris's hair's been swept back from his forehead into what appears to be a low-elevation pompadour. A pompadour plateau, if you will. Phoebe and Raige rather loudly fill Piper in on recent events -- so loudly, the Dolt scampers down the stairs with a half-filled bottle clutched in his fist to yell at them, lest they waken the sleeping Tiny Gay Chris with their rampant bitchery. Phoebe hustles everyone into the parlor for a processing summit, which she begins by vowing that the Callapulets had nothing to do with Lord Montanague's untimely demise. Which we already know, so could you ladies move this along, please? Piper, acting as mediator, patiently posits that if the Callapulets and the Montanagues both insist they've maintained the truce, then it's quite likely "a third party" stepped in at some point to rain havoc, mayhem, and destruction upon the two families. Piper suggests that Raige convince members of both to meet on the Manor's neutral ground for "peace talks." Big Gay Chris, who has an egg with his name all over it somewhere in the Everglades, is all, "Oh! And you have an ever-useless Elder right here in the parlor! Who better to broker an armistice between these two warring houses, both alike in indignity?" He slaps the Dolt on the back and orbs out through the ceiling. Raige stubbornly harbors some doubts about the process, but Piper argues, "It's worth a shot."