Episode Report Card Demian: B+ | 173 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Never Was There A Tale Of More Woe!
By Demian | Season 6 | Episode 5 | Aired on 2003.10.19
The camera cuts away from the parlor to super-speed across a craggy landscape before dumping us in Friar Mako's apothecary. Big Gay Chris gingerly removes the Everglades egg from a small sack and passes it to the good Friar. Part Check: Still no part, but no modified pompadour, either. Just a sort of shaggy tangle pulled back from his face. Friar Mako totes the egg over to a bubbling pot, where he cracks it open, dropping the egg's contents into the mix. The pot boils over and expels a gout of flame upwards towards the camera. The flames flare out, and we head…
…back to Castle Montanague, where Raige, clad in her third top of the evening, orbs into the late Lord Montanague's ruined study to find Slampiece Buttfuck dispiritedly examining a potion vial. She chides him for contemplating the use of magic to battle the Callapulets when he'd promised himself not to. Buttfuck rails about his dead dad and his dead fiancée and blah wah tragedy-cakes before barreling towards the door. Raige slyly orbs out into the hallway to block his passage with a smile. "You have two choices," she brightly states, crossing her arms to show she means business. "Either you can go over to [Incontinence Estates] and use your considerable influence -- not to mention your fairly neutral reputation -- and bring them to the peace table, or I can orb your butt down to Purgatory, and you can spend all of eternity getting a lovely sunburn!" "You're crazy!" Buttfuck counters. "Quite possibly," Raige allows. "More importantly: I'm actually serious. It's the only way to end the feud -- it's what Olivia would have wanted, right?" Buttfuck mulls this over while the camera scampers over to a nearby framed photo of Buttfuck and Olivia in happier times. The photographic image of Olivia's head morphs into her ghostly visage, and her ghostly visage is pissed.