Episode Report Card Demian: B+ | 173 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Never Was There A Tale Of More Woe!
By Demian | Season 6 | Episode 5 | Aired on 2003.10.19
Unknown spirit, we call to thee,
Those who wish to set you free:
Cross on over so we may help,
Come to us, reveal yourself.
"Cross on over"? I'll cross on over to smack you in the teeth for that hillbilly sentence construction, is what I'll do. Just saying. A whirlwind whips through the room, gradually shrinking in size until it swirls about above the table for a moment, then coalescing into Olivia's spectral form. She greets her father with apparent kindness before pivoting in the air to make cooing noises at her erstwhile fiancé. Lord Callapulet splutters, "But you attacked us. Why?" Olivia pivots back in that skipped-frame movement that apparently indicates ghostly irritation and spits, "Because you didn't avenge my death. That's why." "You were hit by one of your own," Lady Montanague breathes. "Not exactly true," Olivia sneers, skip-pivoting to face Benvolio. "Is it, Steve?" Busted! "This can't be you," Buttfuck insists. Oh, but it can, Buttfuck. It can. "I was wrong about the feud," Olivia insists. "But we can still be together -- after I get my revenge!" Olivia's spectral presence blows apart into a concussion wave that snuffs out the candles and forces the group backwards several steps. The circle's broken when Lady Montanague's hand slips from Lord Callapulet's grasp. They hurl accusations at each other for a bit before Lord Callapulet gathers his clan and stomps out. Lady Montanague shoots a withering glare at Benvolio before taking her leave as well. Benvolio guiltily shuffles after her, followed by Slampiece Buttfuck, despite Raige's exhortations that they all remain in the Manor. Raige, thwarted and furious, wheels on Phoebe and seethes, "Next time I tell you to butt out? BUTT OUT!" Atta girl. She races after Buttfuck, leaving Piper and the Dolt to gape. Phoebe's all, "The baby made me do it! No, um, wait a minute -- it's Cole! He's back! From Miami! Yeah, that's it! And he's…possessing my implants! My Cole-possessed implants made me do it!"
Not really, but I wouldn't put it past her.
"[Buttfuck], wait!" Raige calls as she hits the second-floor hall. Olivia materializes in the air before her to snarl, "Why don't we go after [Buttfuck] together?" before plunging into Raige's torso. Raige glows white and shudders into a blurry, triple-exposure version of herself for a moment. Once she's reformed, Rolivia takes a moment to smirk before sauntering in slow-motion out into the commercial break. DUN!