Episode Report Card Demian: B+ | 173 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Never Was There A Tale Of More Woe!
By Demian | Season 6 | Episode 5 | Aired on 2003.10.19
Incontinence Estates. Raige, who's changed from her crispy white strappy top into a fresh blue strappy top, leans in towards the voice box at the front gate, begging Granny Healy to grant her entry. Several on the forums have noted that Raige is actually pressing the buzzer, not the intercom. Granny Healy's probably whizzing around inside in her wheelchair, screaming, "Whoever you fucking are, you're pressing the wrong fucking button, you rotten son of a whore!" As Raige waits for a response that never arrives, Balthazar Getty wanders onto the sidewalk from his equally imposing mansion across the street. For reasons that should be obvious from that link, I'll be calling him Slampiece Buttfuck, even though the character's name is actually Romeo Montague. Um. I mean, "Richard Montana." ["I'd like to interrupt for a moment with a bit of MS Word spell-check trivia -- namely, that the dictionary's spelling suggestion for 'Buttfuck' is 'Potluck.' Enjoy." -- Sars] Slampiece Buttfuck ambles over to his mailbox and calls out, "Don't you think it's a little risky coming back here?" Raige tosses a sullen and supremely amusing glare in his general direction, then hits the buzzer again to plead once more with Lady Capulet. Ooops. That should be "Mrs. Callaway." Oh, hell. Let's just call her Lady Callapulet and be done with it.