Episode Report Card Gustave: A- | 235 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT The Debriefing of Kiefer
By Gustave | Season 1 | Episode 14 | Aired on 2002.03.05
The time is 1:29:10 PM. Klockwise from the top left, Nina searches the clinic for the man that got away, Palmer and PMHC do campaign-like stuff, Spawn gets her head examined, and Kiefer submits to Chappelle's interrogation. Kiefer is wrapping up a blow-by-blow of the last thirteen hours. Chappelle admits that Kiefer was acting like any other loving father, but blah blah blah procedure. "I can't reinstate you," says Chappelle, promising that the extenuating circumstances will at least keep Kiefer out of jail. Kiefer argues that Palmer's life is in danger and there's no time for procedure. "I'll asks Alberta if she needs your help," says Chappelle. Kiefer slams his fists into the Modotti table and says something passionate and urgent. Chappelle's phone rings. It's Nina. Chappelle is finished interviewing Kiefer, so he hands him the phone. Nina wants to discuss the possibility of a second mole -- a theory Kiefer is receptive to. She tells him about the alleged FBI agent she encountered at the clinic, although she admits that she's probably too "exhausted and paranoid" to make an accurate judgment.
Alberta stops by Soul Patch's desk to check out his progress on tracking down the new shooters. There are three back-up shooters with crazy Slavic-sounding names who have entered the U.S. Soul Patch has got to find them!
Speaking of shooters, TakeOnKief, the assassin we met at the close of last week's episode, is lying in a pile of gravel in some deserted California location with a gun and a cell phone. FauxYork and a TerrorVan full of TerrorMinions pull up and park. FauxYork orders the TerrorMinions to load up the remaining equipment into this new shed while he calls ForeignAccentedTerrorBoss on his cell phone. TakeOnKief picks up a WhateverPalmPilot which has a picture of FauxYork featured on its screen and checks out FauxYork some more with a pair of hi-tech binoculars. FauxYork tells FATB that Gaines is dead, and offers him his services as a terrorist assassin for hire. Oh, and by the way, FauxYork used to work for the DEA. FATB informs FauxYork that his services aren't needed, since "plan B is in effect." After about forty-five minutes of suspense and tension, the new terror shed blows up, and TakeOnKief shoots FauxYork in the head. Bye, FauxYork! We'll miss you! The time is 1:36:40 PM.