Episode Report Card Gustave: A- | 235 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT The Debriefing of Kiefer
By Gustave | Season 1 | Episode 14 | Aired on 2002.03.05
A motorcade escorts the Palmer family to the airport. An expository conversation between Palmer and Lady Mac establishes that Li'l Lisa Bonet is meeting them later. Oh, and by the way, PMHC found out some info on Kiefer. He whispers it into Palmer's ear. Apparently, Kiefer led something called the "Drazen Mission" into Kosovo. Palmer is all, "So that's what is was! The Drazen Mission!" "Only Kiefer survived," says PMHC. Palmer konkludes that Kiefer still blames him for the failure of the mission.
Okay, remember the Crispy Lesbian with Buns of Felicity? She's packing up her stuff and leaving the Palmer suite. She hands African Patty a package for Lady Mac and explains that she's staying behind in order to visit a sick aunt in the hospital. She gets into the elevator, and no, the package she gives to Patty doesn't explode, even though you think it's going to. She gets off on another floor and knocks on a door. TakeOnKief answers. They start doing it.
Back at the clinic, the fingerprint expert tells Nina that he can't find any prints on the phone. Nina is perplexed, since there's no way that housekeeping had time to dust off the phone. FingerprinterDude explains that the prints were obviously wiped off by a professional. Nina runs out of the room to call Alberta and ask her if she can move the Kieferettes to a "safe house." Alberta, who is still debriefing Kiefer, grants Nina permission. "Can you smell me now? Good."
Meanwhile, SensitiveEthnicHealthPractitioner is informing Bride that her stomach was bothering her because of a completely benign cyst, which burst due to mysterious circumstances that may have had something to do with the "assault." Nina enters and tells the Kieferettes to move their pert asses over the safe house. Bride and Spawn grab their Ziplocked possessions -- Bride even puts on that damn sweater -- and SEHP slips her a home pregnancy test to go. PhantomFBIAgent is watching them. Or is he? Nina thinks she sees him behind a door, but it's just a couple of doctors. They pile into a CTU van. PhantomFBIAgent watches from a window and phones someone on his cell. "They're leaving now," he says. Nina puts on some kitty-cat sunglasses, and away they go.
Palmer enters CTU. Soul Patch asks if he can help him. "I'm here to see Kiefer," he says. The time is 1:59:57…1:59:58…1:59:59.... 2:00:00 PM.