Episode Report Card Gustave: A- | 235 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT The Debriefing of Kiefer
By Gustave | Season 1 | Episode 14 | Aired on 2002.03.05
The time is 1:41:05 PM. Klockwise from the top left, VO5 kwestions Soul Patch, Palmer does some more kampaign-type stuff, and Kiefer sips some more water. Soul Patch gives VO5 a report indicating that Palmer needs to leave California. Alberta promises to look it over and get back to him. She also offers him a beaucoup position under her if he badmouths Kiefer when Chappelle questions him. Soul Patch doesn't answer just yet.
Kiefer's eating a Lean Cuisine in the holding room when Alberta VO5 drops by to give him a hot oil treatment. Alberta coyly claims to feel awkward "debriefing" Kiefer on his own turf, and asks him for a recap of his activities since midnight. Kiefer asks her if he can call the Kieferettes to reassure them that he's all right. His request is denied. Kiefer tells her to kut the krap and stop "handling" him. She turns on the tape recorder and tells him to start talking. Kiefer gives her the rundown on the financial trail between Cofell and the Balkans. Alberta's interest is piqued.
Nina calls Soul Patch from the clinic and asks him to send someone down to take fingerprints of the room where she saw the alleged agent. More psycho piano.
The Palmer Suite. Hey! African Patty is back! Where'd she go? She goes over some photos with Lady Mac for a Time Magazine piece. Theo enters and acts annoying some more. He tells Lady Mac that they've got to do something about Ferragamo's death. Like what? Roast marshmallows? Theo wants to go to the police. Lady Mac tells him that it's "not [his] decision to make." Palmer enters and tells Theo and Lady Mac to pack up their things; they're getting the heck out of California pronto. Things are too dangerous for them in the Sunshine State. The time is 1:47:49 PM.
The time is 1:51:47 PM. Klockwise from the top left, Alberta deep-conditions Kiefer, Palmer gets ready to get out of town, and Soul Patch does some work. Soul Patch is summoned to speak to Chappelle in the koffee room. After much drama, he tells Chappelle that he's not going to say anything bad about the Kiefer. Oh, sure, he hates him and has issues with his methods -- not to mention the fact that Kiefer's schtupping his girlfriend -- but his behavior since midnight has been perfectly legitimate. So there!