Episode Report Card Gustave: A- | 235 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT The Debriefing of Kiefer
By Gustave | Season 1 | Episode 14 | Aired on 2002.03.05
CTU. Enter Chappelle. Oh no, not the super-hot photographer David La Chappelle who took my favorite photo ever -- the one of Tori Spelling climbing out of a limo with some McDonald's wrappers at her feet. This is yet another dude who has control over Kiefer's livelihood, probably values "rules" way too much, and hates Kiefer for getting more pussy in the past week than he'll ever get in a lifetime. In fact, let's just call him Kenneth Starlet. "Looks like they're bringing in the big guns," says Milo to Soul Patch as Starlet walks by. Hey, Milo! Where have you been? Oh, and like every new personage who enters CTU on a mission, Chappelle has a couple of minions who we will probably never see again. They'll probably end up in the same waiting room as Kyle and the AlbertaMinions, reading Highlights and Golf Digest until 5 PM. Back in Kiefer's holding room, some guy enters and places some recording equipment in front of him, and then Chappelle enters. Kiefer tries to speak to him off the record, but Chappelle stops him and turns on the tape recorder. Kiefer pauses, offended that he's being treated like your average suspect, and starts to tell the story of what's happened since midnight.