Episode Report Card Gustave: A- | 235 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT The Debriefing of Kiefer
By Gustave | Season 1 | Episode 14 | Aired on 2002.03.05
Uh, wait, there's a show I'm supposed to write about here. ["No rush." -- Sars] The KieferKopter is flying back to CTU, with Kiefer and Bride of Kiefer making out in the backseat. The Kopter is no longer giving off a M*A*S*H vibe. It's reminding me more of a local news station's traffic copter. Alberta VO5 and Nina are standing out in the CTU parking lot, waiting for the return of Kiefer. Alberta is wearing some styling shades, and the wind from the chopper blades is blowing Nina's new jersey cloth top perilously close against her, uh, Neeners. The Kiefer Kopter lands, and the Kiefer Klan piles out. Someone gave Spawn's hair a layered bob on the ride back to CTU, and Bride is having another mysterious stomach pain. Kiefer asks after them. He doesn't -- as I incorrectly speculated earlier -- know anything about their cause. Bride explains that her stomach's been bothering her for the past couple of episodes…I mean, "hours." "Sweetheart? Did something happen there?" asks Kiefer. You mean besides being kidnapped at gunpoint and almost executed twice? Uh, Kiefer, you're the CIA agent. How often are a couple of women of child bearing age kidnapped by terrorists and not raped? Haven't you seen Patty Hearst by Paul Schrader? Spawn shoots Bride a look of concern, and Bride is all, "No, it's probably from all the stress." Yeah, I imagine it's pretty "stressful" to screw some guy to save your idiot daughter's ass. Kiefer explains that an ambulance is coming to take the Kieferettes to the CTU clinic to check them out.