Episode Report Card Gustave: A- | 235 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT The Debriefing of Kiefer
By Gustave | Season 1 | Episode 14 | Aired on 2002.03.05
The screen splits to show Nina at the clinic wearing a styling new suit -- a charcoal grey Yves Saint Laurent double-knit, I believe. She enters a room that she thinks is where the Kieferettes are hanging out, but encounters an FBI agent making a phone call instead. He claims to have been brought in to interrogate the new prisoners captured at the TerrorKompound, and he's got a badge and everything. Nina flashes her badge. Hey, where's my badge? Nina exits and asks a nurse where the Kieferettes are being held. The nurse points her in the right direction. Psycho piano music starts playing. You know, the kind that's always there on the soundtrack whenever a character thinks she's paranoid but in fact everyone is out to get her?
Nina finds the Kieferettes' room. Bride is in the middle of getting her midsection waxed. Oh, wait, she's getting an ultrasound. Incidentally, Leslie Hope has quite a fine set of abs! Spawn's getting her blood pressure taken. Nina tells the Kieferettes that she's there to check up on them, and lets them know that she'll be outside in the waiting room in case they "need anything." Bride asks after Kiefer. Nina lies and says that he's just being asked some routine questions and that everything should be okay. "If he doesn't piss 'em off first," says Bride. Nina chuckles sympathetically…but not too sympathetically. "I guess you know Kiefer as well as I do," says Bride, retying the drawstring on her hospital scrubs and sitting up in bed. Nina changes the subject to tell the Kieferettes that she's sent someone to Casa Kiefer to pick up some clean clothes. The Kieferettes want to go home. Nina explains that they need to answer some questions. "This was a terrorist konspiracy and unfortunately you were in the middle of it," says Nina. Bride thanks Nina for her help in liberating them from the TerrorKompound, and tells her that she saved their lives. Nina accepts Bride's gratitude reluctantly, and exits. Split-screen reaction shots galore.
Nina goes back to the room where she encountered the FBI agent earlier. Empty. She walks down the hall to the nurse's station and sees a female FBI agent hanging out there, talking on her cell phone. Nina approaches her and asks about the agent she saw earlier. Female FBI agent says that no one has been in that room, and points out her male partner to Nina. Nina approaches the male FBI agent. He turns around and smiles. It's not the man she met earlier. Is Female FBI Agent sure that there aren't any other agents with them? Female FBI Agent is sure. Hit it, psycho piano! The time is 1:24:44 PM.