Episode Report Card Erin: B | 161 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT You Give Me Fever
By Erin | Season 3 | Episode 10 | Aired on 2003.12.07
Mmm…vodka. So Syd wants to know why Will hasn't asked out some beautiful painter who lives in his building. Will says that his witness protection alter ego Jonah is recovering from post-traumatic dating syndrome. Oh, that. I've had that for YEARS. "After his last girlfriend dumped him by ramming a bayonet into his lungs," slurs Will. Hee. Will wants to go back to Syd's life. "Okay? You and Vaughn's wife…" he says. "Yeah. I hate her," says Syd, smiling. Hee. So do we all, Syd. So do we all. "I mean, I don't," slurs Syd. "She's nice." "Yeah," slurs Will. "Yeah," slurs Syd. Hee. I love Drunk Will and Drunk Syd. They're so silly. And yet another indication of how lovely it would be to have Will back in the picture. The last time we got Drunk Syd was when she was doing tequila shots with Agent Sean. We need more Drunk Syd! Or maybe I just need to be more drunk. Julio!
They both laugh, and Will says it's okay, like he understands. As do we all, Will. As do we all. "But not cuzza her," slurs Syd. "Iss jus…I still love him." Aw. "God," says Will. "That sucks." Yes, yes it does, Will. Hee. Syd sort of sits up and says that, considering everything she's been through, she's pretty damn normal. Heh. According to WHOM? "I'm emotional," she says, getting, of course, emotional. "I try to be honest. But I've…I've never been a depressed person." Okay, that is just hilarious. YOU CRY ALL THE TIME. I'd say that's the first sign of overall depression. Of course, I cry at Hallmark commercials, so I'm really not a good judge of this. Will just listens drunkenly, which is his primary role at this point in time. Syd's all, I've never been a depressed person…until now. Will's all, I get it, sweetie. Can we make out now? Syd's all, not yet. I have to talk about the Lost Years for a second. She says that nothing's felt the same this year, and it ain't just Vaughn that's making it weird; it's the lack of Will and of Francie and of the (almost) normal life she had so long ago.