Episode Report Card Erin: B | 161 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT You Give Me Fever
By Erin | Season 3 | Episode 10 | Aired on 2003.12.07
Will and Syd exit their hotel room looking extremely hot, both of them, and they walk down a hallway toward a big green door. Will puts something up against the door lock and SHOCKER, it unlocks. That's probably Marshall's doing. Will finds some door that he deems "spy-worthy" and signals Syd. She pulls out a lipstick and runs it along the steel door, creating a red square. Then she tells Will to stand back and sprays something along the lines of the square she's just created. Suddenly, there's the image of a flame crawling along the lipstick trail Syd has left. Syd steps back. Once she does, a rather large rectangle opens up and the steel piece falls down to the floor.
Syd moves forward, seeing a small octagonal box in the space that the fallen steel piece has revealed. She goes to reach for it. Will wants to know what it is. Too bad someone tugs it away before either of them can discover its true nature. A magnet at the back of the vault has the octagonal box. The magnet pulls away and it's Sark, looking at Syd through an obviously blasted-open hole. He winks at her and moves away. Hello. St. Aidan's Flakes, anyone? Syd's all, Sark's got it! She and Will move off, back to the hall from whence they came. Will's all, go! Syd's all, you're not trained! Will's all, dude? Seriously? I slept with a CLONE for, like, six months! Do you think I wouldn't have learned how to handle "situations" like this in that time? Come ON! "Go!" he says, and Syd believes him. She runs in the opposite direction.
Will plunges through some doors, his gun held low. He checks behind him -- no one's coming. Too bad Francinator shoves a room service cart in front of him. Will bails, ass over elbows, his gun skidding to the side. Will goes to reach for the gun, but Francinator steps up. "I guess we have unfinished business," she says, kicking him in the gut. Back with Sark, he's running like he's never run before. And Syd's chasing like she's never chased before. Especially considering that she's wearing that hideous pink and black getup that practically reveals her innermost Syd, if you know what I mean. Back with Will and Francinator, Francinator's kicking Will's ASS. Punches are being thrown, kicks are being tossed -- it's not looking good for our Willage. Then, a miracle happens. Will develops balls. And not just any balls, but karate-kicking balls. He punches the shit out of Francinator and then delivers a sound tae-bo roundhouse kick. Francinator takes the hits well, then picks up a steak knife from another room service cart and brandishes it at Will. Back with Sark, he's running for some exit doors. Syd kicks a door and slams Sark back to the reality that Syd is taking his prize. When Sark tries to move, Syd just slams Sark in the face and makes him go beddy-bye for a wee bit.