Episode Report Card Erin: B | 161 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT You Give Me Fever
By Erin | Season 3 | Episode 10 | Aired on 2003.12.07
Syd sits down in front of her laptop, ignoring the fact that there's a hot naked guy in her bed. "Whatever I did, if it was me," says Syd, "the choices I made were my choices." Will catches on and is all, oh, yeah, if you had something to hide today, where would you hide it? Syd's all, you got it, non-boyfriend. You got it. Syd's computer screen comes up. Syd's all, let's assume for a second that it's information, data, something that has to be stored. Will's all, well, if it's something small, it could be hidden anywhere. Syd just looks at him. "Somewhere safe," she says. Will says that when Lazarey spoke, back at the meet, it didn't sound like it was someplace safe. Syd's all, I am WAY ahead of you; I'm thinking bank safety deposit box or hotel. Will's all, wait. What? How come? Syd's all, because that's where I'd put it, non-boyfriend. That's where I'd put it. I honestly have no idea what's going on here, and I'm too bothered by the fact that neither of them are licking each other's sternums to really pay attention to anything that's happening.
Syd looks at her computer screen. A bunch of hotels come up. "Where would I hide something?" she asks herself. "Wait a second." She clicks on Das Hotel Verlustzeit for some reason. Will's all, what? "Hotel Verlustzeit," says Syd. Gesundheit. And then we quickly change to Francinator, smoking a cigarette, looking extremely delicious while she waits for her man. Sark appears momentarily, wiping what looks like blood from his left hand. "We're going to Graz," he says as he passes Francinator. "Hotel Verlustzeit." Francinator tosses her cigarette to the ground and follows him. Looks like Sark Daddy submitted readily to the mini blowtorch and offered up the goods on Spy Barbie.
Graz. Man. You know what I love about this show? I mean, beyond the Spy Family dynamics and the Syd/Vaughn interactions? I love that it makes me look up "Graz" on Google. I know. It's a simple pleasure, but it's one I truly enjoy. Shit. I've had to look up more cities, more words, more DEVICES, than any recapper should ever have to (barring Sobell, because dudes? I don't envy her damn job), and I goddamn love it. Oh, Graz. You have so much to offer. Except an ENGLISH-SPEAKING SITE. So, unless I learn German in the next few seconds, I have nothing humorous to offer about Graz. I don't even know where in the hell Graz IS.