Episode Report Card Erin: B | 135 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Ding-Dong, The Moronen's Dead!
By Erin | Season 3 | Episode 22 | Aired on 2004.05.23
Moronen parks her car and runs into a building as Vaughn and a fresh crop of forehead wrinkles glower at her. He sort of stalks toward her in the rain and, yeah, even though he's all murderous and shit, he still looks really hot. You know, with the rain dripping down his face and he's so focused and…I think there might be something wrong with me. I can't think about that right now because now Vaughn's inside the building, dripping all over the nice concrete floors. He's not even bothering to hide as far as I can tell, and he's just standing there watching Moronen talk to some computer geek about the Rambaldi equation. Computer Geek has managed to decipher the encrypted words or whatever, and he's come up with a longitude and a latitude. Vaughn pulls out his spy camera and captures the coordinates on digital. "What the hell is in Palermo?" asks Computer Geek. Well, if you must know, there are over 500 palaces, churches, convents, and monasteries, plus, um, seven theatres. So there's lots to do. In Palermo. And stuff.
Moronen's all, none of your damn business, actually. Computer Geek's all, okay, whatever, just gimme my money. Moronen's all, how 'bout I give you a few bullets instead? And she doesn't wait for an answer. For some reason, Vaughn looks mildly shocked at this event. Like, dude? What'd you think she was, a volunteer candy striper? She almost killed YOU, dude. Let's assume that she's used to pulling the trigger. So, Moronen picks up a black briefcase and leaves the dead geek behind. She makes her way to the exit. She walks down some stairs and is about to hit the door when Vaughn hits her instead. With a crowbar. And says, "Hi, honey," with a grimace. And then hits her again. HEE.
Oops Center. Syd walks over to some lackey and tells him she needs the Sark interrogation tape. Lackey checks on it and finds out that it's been classified. By Jack. Looks like it's time for Syd to pay a little visit to her dad. Jack's off in some random office, pretending not to be eeeeevil. Syd walks up and says, "I want that tape." Jack says, "No, you don't." Well, that's an effective answer, Jack. What is she, four? But I want it. No you don't. I do. You don't. I do! You don't! I DO INFINITY. Go to your room. NO! Go to your room or no crispy spy snacks before bed! I HATE YOU! Yeah? Well, you're gonna hate me a lot more when you discover what an evil bastard I am. Now go to your room before you get a spy spanking.