Episode Report Card Erin: B | 135 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Ding-Dong, The Moronen's Dead!
By Erin | Season 3 | Episode 22 | Aired on 2004.05.23
Moronen's scrambling now, swearing that she was going to tell him everything, but she never had the chance. She was going to tell him that one night in the restaurant when he told her Sydney had come back or something, and I'd go back to find the link but I've somehow managed to erase most of Moronen's scenes from my memory, so I have no idea during which episode this might have been, and Moronen keeps saying Syd's name, and just her saying the name freshens Vaughn's rage, and he storms over and shrieks at Moronen to not say Syd's name. Lord. Moronen, because she's, well, Moronen, goes ahead and says it anyway, and Vaughn pulls out his gun as if to shoot her, but he just goes and shoots the gun, like, seven hundred times at the ceiling. Oh, god. Just kill her already. Enough with the World's Longest Non-Death Scene. Vaughn grits his teeth and grabs Moronen, jerking her face right up next to his. "I hate you," he spits. "But I love Sydney more. That's the only reason you're not dying tonight." Suddenly, Vaughn's anger leaves him. Along with quite a bit of blood. As my closed captioning so eloquently put it, [STAB]. Heh. Vaughn's been stabbed. Moronen looks up and says, "Thank god." The stabber leans over Vaughn's body and grabs the keys to Moronen's bonds. Moronen spits on Vaughn's body. She's awfully cocky for someone who was just about to enjoy a nice hot acid bath. Bitch.
Safe House of Rambaldi-Channeling Sisters. Nadia's sleeping. Someone enters her room and puts a hand over her mouth. Of course, she immediately wakes, and it's Sloane, paying her a little late-night visit. Which just…yeah. There are all kinds of wrong connotations in that sentence. Sloane blah blahs something about how the device on his wrist is allowing him to go undetected in the safe house. Or something. Yeah. I'll buy it. Especially since the CIA now owns the technology to make realistic rubber masks for all their agents to use on any damn job they please, even though they've never used them before, for any assignment, EVER. Whatever. Sloane basically just says that he knows that Nadia knows where the Rambaldi artifact is, and that she didn't tell the CIA. Wait, so now it's back to being an artifact? Wasn't it Rambaldi himself just…yeah. I really should shut up now. Sloane loves it that Nadia didn't tell the CIA, because he doesn't think they can be trusted. Well, duh.