Episode Report Card Demian: C | 3 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Kill Bimbo: Vol. 2
By Demian | Season 8 | Episode 21 | Aired on 05.13.2006
The Hagquarters. The gals chat about the ominous and ghostly Dolt and what it all might mean for a bit until Nomed and Zohar squiggle in to fill them all in on recent Not!warts events. When Nomed drops The Hollow bomb on their wee puny heads, Phoebe and Raige are predictably panicked, but Piper receives the news with a cool equanimity, and immediately begins abusing the Book of Shadows in order to find the appropriate summoning spell. She understands instantly, you see, that the Glamorous Ladies must absorb The Hollow before The Sisters Retard, otherwise the consequences for the Ps -- not to mention the world at large -- will be dire. Into the middle of all this hearts Stoop, who starts off with a bright greeting for the Feebs, but quickly snaps his mouth shut when he picks up on the almost tangible tension in the room. Phoebe drags him into the boudoir, slams shut the door, and, long story short, tells him to go blow. No, seriously. "I can't do this right now!" she blurts. "I don't have time for this! I don't have time for you! My sisters are sitting out there, and they need me right now, and that's the most important thing in my life!"
Dear Brad Kern:Having Phoebe deliver a selfless little speech in the second-to-last episode ever does not negate the character's eight previous years of unrelenting hagritude.
Fuck off and die,
Demian
Stoop looks oh, so very sad as he wordlessly hearts out. Poor Victor Webster. Come to Demian and let him make it all better. Phoebe emerges from the boudoir, ready to rumble. Scene.
Over in Daddy Dearest's apartment, The Dead-Eyed Psycho, foolishly left unattended, jabs pins into a voodoo doll of his detested and likely soon-to-be-dead grandfather until Fugly Rufus squiggles in. There's some nonsense with the orbing to the product-placed playpen and The Dead-Eyed Psycho's shimmery protective shield that Snidely destroyed two goddamned years ago, and WHATEVER!, and CANCELLED!, and then Fugly Rufus convinces The Psycho to orb back to the Manor to help "Ohntie [Retard] save Mommy." That was way too easy for Fugly Rufus, if you ask me. The Dead-Eyed Psycho must be preparing something diabolical to unleash upon the unsuspecting Retard's oddly proportioned ass. Meanwhile, poor, neglected, and doomed Tiny Gay Chris wails, because he knows how stupid this show has become. I feel you, Tiny Gay Chris.
Manor. The Dead-Eyed Psycho orbs onto the carpet in the nonexistent attic to grin murderously at The Ultimate Retard. Creepy! Fugly Rufus squiggles in soon after and, as More-Or-Less Openly Evil Chrissssty stalks into the nonexistent room from the upper stairs, explains the entire Hollow sitch. Maggot Neck sssshriekssss ssssomething unbearable about Fugly Rufussss'sssss "crazssssy" talk, but Fugly Rufus insists they have no other choice.