Episode Report Card Demian: C | 3 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Kill Bimbo: Vol. 2
By Demian | Season 8 | Episode 21 | Aired on 05.13.2006
The Hagquarters. Aftermath. The gals wake up, scramble to their feet, and oh, my holy Christ, this is boring. Can we cut to the end? 'Cause the end is awesome. We can't? Shit. Long, talky scene short, Nomed proposes an alliance to defeat both The Zombie Triad and The Sisters Retard, and the Ps tentatively agree. I think. I so do not care at this point. By the way, the reason given for The Zombie Triad's resurrection is that "they're evil incarnate, and since evil never really dies, neither do they, or at least not for long." Got it? Good. Next!
Oh, crap. I forgot about this part. Just as Nomed finishes up his proposal, a ghostly Dolt appears, framed in the doorway to The Hagquarters's boudoir. Piper, of course, is the only person present who can see him. He remains blank-faced and mute, but his eyes never leave hers until he presently fades away. Piper interprets the vision to mean that the Dolt's offering his spooky approval of the entire deal, so she plants her hands on her hips and tells Nomed, "We'll take any help we can get." Nomed smirks, and he and Zohar squiggle out. "How can you trust them?" Raige wonders once they've disappeared. "We can't," Piper admits, "but we're out of options." Phoebe blinks. Shut up, Phoebe.
Not!warts. Nomed and Zohar squiggle into Snidely's old office and speechify at each other for a lengthy period of time until Maggot Neck's hissssssssing assssssssaultssss their earssss from the Library down the hall. Nomed pokes his head around the corner to watch as The Ultimate Retard tapes a strip of gauze over the ugly gash in Chrissssty's shoulder. The one semi-important bit of this scene occurs when Maggot Neck warnssss Chrissssty that the gauze might ssssting a bit. When Chrissssty doesn't even flinch, a flicker of doubt passssssssessss acrossssssss The Ultimate Retard'ssss facsssse. Or maybe sssshe'ssss got gassss. Fugly Rufus enters, orders them back to the Manor so The Glamorous Ladies can't use the house "as a power base," which The Glamorous Ladies can't do anymore anyway, because they vanquished the Nexus at the end of last season, and this show blows, and I want to die, and WHATEVER!, and CANCELLED!, and Fugly Rufus runs off to consult with The Zombie Triad. Nomed ducks back into Snidely's old office as Fugly Rufus strides by, then orders Zohar to remain there while Nomed himself chases after Fugly Rufus to continue with the spying and such.
The Inky Chamber Of Zombie Malefaction. The Zombie Triad, after yelling about Fugly Rufus's incompetence for a bit, orders him to release The Hollow into Maggot Neck and Chrissssty. DUN! Also: Another commercial break! Six minutes after the last one! Because they don't have enough material to fill up the entire hour! But nobody cares! Because CANCELLED! BOO-ya!