Episode Report Card Demian: C | 2 USERS: D+ YOU GRADE IT Kill Bimbo: Vol. 2
By Demian | Season 8 | Episode 21 | Aired on 05.13.2006
One stream floods into the nonexistent attic through the shattered front windows. At the last instant, Chrissssty and Maggot Neck drop The Psycho's hands (Maggot Neck also almost involuntarily drops the slip of paper she'd been reading from at first sight of the swarm, which is an inexplicably nice touch) and the stream splits in two to slam into the women's eyes and mouths, knocking them back a few steps from the force of the impact. The buzzing clouds spin into their heads, and their eyes flip beetle black for a second before the camera cuts over to...
...The Hagquarters, where the same thing happens to The Glamorous Ladies. Rose McGowan, incidentally, looks ridiculously alluring with the beetle black demon eyes. Go figure.
Meanwhile, over at Chez Victor, Daddy Dearest's finally realized that if Tiny Gay Chris has really come into his mojo, the wee little gay one should be able to locate The Dead-Eyed Psycho with the his supernatural Lo-Jack. Not only does it work, but Tiny Gay Chris is able to orb his sick twist of an older brother back to Chez Victor from the Manor, which is the sort of power advance Raige has been waiting five years to receive. Heh. Raige is almost as useless as Phoebe. Almost.
But first, we get a quick demonstration of The Hollow's power-sucking abilities for those in this godforsaken show's rapidly dwindling audience who can't remember exactly how it works. Back in the nonexistent attic, The Dead-Eyed Psycho finally realizes something's not quite right with The Sisters Retard, and so erects his shimmery protective shield that Snidely destroyed two goddamned years ago. The Sisters Retard stretch out their hands and almost instantly absorb not just the shield, but every other power in the little brat's body. It's at this point that Tiny Gay Chris orbs his brother back to Victor's, but that's not really what's important by this point in the scene. No, what is important is that The Hollow's already affected the weeny brains of The Sisters Retard, who now turn on their supposed mentor in an attempt to swipe his powers as well. Bolts of fire shoot from Openly Evil And Increasingly Deranged Chrissssty's eyes, but Fugly Rufus squiggles out in a dodge that sends Chrissssty's pyrokinetic mojo flying to the far side of the nonexistent room, where it demolishes a stack of Grams's priceless antiques. Chrissssty's a bitch, y'all.
Back at The Hagquarters, Nomed and Zohar pull dodges of their own as freshly Hollowed Piper unleashes The Mighty Hands Of Discontent in their direction. Nomed mutters something about sacrifice before pushing Zohar back into the line of fire and squiggling out. Zohar, not quite grasping the basic concept of The Hollow, attempts to blast Raige with a Flaming Ball Of Death. She, of course, simply swallows the thing and, because of the Charmed One connection, passes the power to Phoebe and Piper. The three almost instantly release half a dozen Flaming Balls Of Death at the hapless -- and, let's face it, stupid -- henchdemon, who goes boom in a gross display of overkill. Once his howls have faded away, Phoebe intones, "First The Triad." "Then [The Sisters Retard]," Piper finishes for her right before disappearing into the final commercial break.