Episode Report Card Gustave: A- | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT Rock on, Bride of Kiefer!
By Gustave | Season 1 | Episode 7 | Aired on 2002.01.08
Back at CTU, Milo is still having major problems. Nina comes by to see what's up, and Milo concludes that he's now working off a different keycard. "But you've been sitting here this entire time," says Nina. "Who could have switched it?" Milo thinks about it for a second, but hesitates to kast aspersions on Kiefer. Nina is on the same wavelength. They both turn their heads to look up at Kiefer's office.
Kiefer is on the phone, clearing his absence with "the division." Nina enters his office and wastes no time asking for the original keycard back. "Careful Jaaaaaack!" says Gaines. Shut up, Phlegm Lord! Kiefer feigns ignorance…badly. He makes up a story about not trusting Milo -- well, actually, that's sort of a good point -- and hands Nina the original keycard. But as she moves toward him to take it from his hands, he drops it, grabs her by the wrist and pins her the wall with a gun. "I'm sorry, Nina," says sexy, sweaty Kiefer in very same trademark Sutherland velvety bedroom whisper that seduced a Golden Globe nomination out of the Foreign Press Association. "But believe me, I will kill you if I have to!" Kiefer grabs a jacket out of his kloset -- important detail for later, boys and girls -- and makes Nina put it on. "I'll explain everything as soon as we get out of here," says Kiefer, leading her out of the office at gunpoint. And do I even have to tell you that Soul Patch stops them on the way out to ask where they're going? Kiefer and Nina get into the TerrorTaurus. "Where are you taking me?" asks Nina. "Shut up and drive!" whispers Kiefer. I don't want to see Nina get hurt, but we love it when he gets rough with her, don't we? Don't we? The time is 6:37:50 AM.