Episode Report Card Gustave: A- | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT Rock on, Bride of Kiefer!
By Gustave | Season 1 | Episode 7 | Aired on 2002.01.08
At 6:49:10, the TerrorTaurus drives along a stretch of highway, Nina at the wheel and Kiefer in the passenger seat aiming a gun at her. Gaines secretly gives directions through the earpiece. A second TerrorTaurus -- the car from the parking lot? -- follows Kiefer and Nina in order to keep Gaines apprised of their actions. Nina komplains about Kiefer's recent about-face and kwestions him about the truth of any of his klaims within the last seven hours. "Don't make this any harder than it already is," says Kiefer as they almost get into a car accident. "Careful, Kiefer!" says Phlegm Lord. "We need you alive." What you need, Gaines, is a friggin' decongestant. The time is 6:50:23 AM.
The time is 6:54:24 AM. The TerrorTauruses approach some really spooky looking oil wells that look like something from the set of Se7en. We had a Lynchian moment a few minutes ago. Now we're getting an homage to David Fincher. Kiefer has a conversation with Gaines over the earpiece, which makes him look krazy in Nina's eyes because she has no idea about the KieferKonsole. Gaines tells Kiefer to shoot Nina. Kiefer orders her out of the car. She remains seated, demanding an explanation for his behavior. He gets out of the TerrorTaurus, walks over to the passenger side, and physically pulls her out. "What are you going to do? Kill me here?" says Nina as Kiefer bends her facedown over the hood of the TerrorTaurus -- a situation I doubt she's too unfamiliar with, if you catch my Tawny Kitaen-influenced drift. Kiefer explains that it's either her or his family. "Do it, Jack!" rasps Phlegm Lord from the KieferKonsole. "Forgive me, Nina!" gasps Kiefer. He pulls her to a precipice by the collar of her jacket -- important detail alert, number two -- and shoots her four times in the chest. She falls ten feet down or so to the ground below, where she lies motionless. Satisfied with the death of Nina, Phlegm Lord orders Kiefer back into the TerrorTaurus. He drives away, stunned at what he just did. Or what we think he just did. The time is 6:57:48 AM.