Episode Report Card Gustave: A- | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT Rock on, Bride of Kiefer!
By Gustave | Season 1 | Episode 7 | Aired on 2002.01.08
Meanwhile, in NotYork's Sedan of Deception, Bride of Kiefer fakes being nauseous -- or maybe she truly is nauseous with all that she's learned in the last episode…I mean, "hour." NotYork urges her to take some deep breaths, but Bride insists he stop the car so she can puke by the side of the road. Reluctantly, he stops the car to let her out. She runs down into the canyon. NotYork checks his messages and hears Gaines's warning. He takes the keys out of the ignition and runs into the canyon in search of Bride. He calls her name a few times, and then she sneaks up behind him and beans him with a rock. Go Bride! They struggle for the car keys, but York manages to throw them further into the canyon. Finally, Bride manages to knock NotYork unconscious, but she's stuck in the middle of nowhere with no ride back. The time is 6:13:02 AM.
The time is 6:17:08 AM. Klockwise from the top left, Spawn ponders her inkarceration, Kiefer stares out from the glass walls of his office, Bride ties up NotYork, and Nina sits at her desk plotting her next office romance. I don't know where, but Bride must have foraged through the woods and found a ton of rope and a couple of extension cords. She uses them to tie NotYork to a tree. Dude, next time I'm on a scavenger hunt, I want Bride on my team. When she runs back to the car to retrieve her cell phone, she finds that her phone isn't getting any service from her current location. Like, it's about time someone had a problem with their cell phone. I can't believe that among a dozen characters within a seven-hour period, only one of them has had their cell phone spazz out on them so far. How likely is that? I mean, if I were Kiefer, when Gaines called me at the hospital on my cell, I'd just pretend I couldn't hear him. "What? You're going to kill my what? Could you send me a brochure in the mail? I have got to switch my cell account!" We've all done this to someone we've wanted to avoid, right? Hell, I've done it on a landline.
TerrorKompound. Rick approaches Gaines at the KieferKonsole, tells him that EFB #2 is buried, and asks him when he can leave.