Episode Report Card Keckler: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Home on the Rage
By Keckler | Season 4 | Episode 3 | Aired on 10.21.2004
Gongs bong. Trip walks up to T'Pol, who is all fineried up in grape purple. Guess even she doesn't think she should wear white. Unlike that bitch T'Pring. T'Pol's even got some sort of purple veil-cum-neckpiece festooned around her head and ears. Trip, who has now ruined his attractive charcoal suit with a long frumpy brown hooded cardigan, tells T'Pol that she looks amazing. She tells him she's grateful he's there for her, and shakes like a very un-Vulcanlike leaf. "Wouldn't miss it for the world," Trip says sincerely, looking deep, deep, deep into her eyes. Her CRACK WHORE eyes. The gong bongs, and T'Ma hustles everyone off. T'Pol holds Trip back and kisses him quickly on the cheek while a bridesmaid looks on with interest. Frank Lloyd Vulcan and T'Pol join fingers -- the same fingers that Amanda and Sarek touched after Spock donated blood in "Journey to Babel," which is a nice touch -- as the Vulcan priest says pretty much the same words T'Pau says in "Amok Time," but sadly without the accent. Do you think there's a part in the Vulcan ceremony where someone can't hold their peace? Trip just watches with a tense face. Aw, I almost feel sorry for him. Don't get excited, I said "almost."
Next week: Brent who? Spiner said what?