Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 16 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Hot Tubs & Hand Grenades
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 14 | Aired on 01.08.2013
Maybe there's a point to be made there, though. If you think everybody's talking about you and this gives you permission to think bad things about yourself, consider the fact that maybe nobody else actually gives a shit because they're all busy worrying about the exact same thing. I know we talk about it a lot, it's not a groundbreaking concept, but it's funny to think about in this context: What if the entire town of Rosewood walks around thinking every moment of freedom is their last, because they're about to be arrested for the murder of Alison DiLaurentis? Although well, in that scenario, it's way more likely that they actually did.
LOCKER HALL
Emily: "Aria, I wasn't trying to start shit. I'm Emily."
Aria: "I know. And because you're Emily, I can admit that I am freaking out. Garrett did say those things, and that's an unknown quantity. And then, I can't deal with my other more usual storyline, because I know about Ezra's secret baby."
Emily: "Shit. You still haven't told him that?"
Aria: "I just keep flaking out! Pulling an Aria, every time."
They round the corner into a classroom, see Meredith there as the replacement teacher, and actually, physically, crab-walk backwards away from her and back out into the hallway, staring. It's one of the funniest moments, and definitely the funniest physically.
Emily: "Guess Mrs. Grizzuti had her baby."
Aria: "Ugh, stick a fork in my neck now, if this is the New World Order."
CIVICS
Yes, Virginia, they do teach other classes at Rosewood besides English Bummer Lit. They also teach a class that apparently consists of saying this one sentence about how Checks and Balances work, over and over.
Meredith: "The check-and-balance system was established so that no branch could wield absolute power over another branch..."
Aria: (Texting somebody about how Meredith is a whore.)
Meredith: "Off the phone, please. I don't know how Mrs. Grazzuti did things, but..."
Aria: "I wasn't on my phone!"
Meredith: "Then just give it to me and we won't worry about it."
(She does.)
Meredith: "The check-and-balance system was established so that no branch could wield absolute power over another branch..."
(The bell rings! Homegirl didn't even finish her sentence she started at the beginning of class!)
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