Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 16 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Hot Tubs & Hand Grenades
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 14 | Aired on 01.08.2013
Toby: "So we're going running after school, that should be fun since we're both so intense."
Spencer: "How come you didn't call me last night?"
Toby: "Too busy running over Lucas. Also I fell asleep."
Spencer: "Hey, can I ask you about something touchy?"
Toby: "Go for it. Unless it's about my onetime friendship with Emily, which never happened."
Spencer: "Okay, do you think Jenna left the school/the show because she thought she was going to be the next NAT Clubber to get whacked? I mean, Jason's the only one left now."
Toby, weirdly: "Why are you so obsessed with this shit? Just because this group was tasked with taping your nudest moments, and connected with your sister and everybody we know, and connected to several plots to murder you and your friends, and also all of them are dying, and one of them is your brother? I mean, fucking hell!"
Spencer: "All of those things, actually. And also, we still don't know who killed Garrett. Or the gun that was used."
Toby: "I feel like you're not hearing me when I say I demand that you stop thinking about this. About your life that is in danger. I didn't kill Ian for you just to be repaid in this way."
Mutely, Spencer points to Mona, who is cozying up to Jason DiLaurentis right there in public, right there in front of God and everybody. It looks like outcast-bonding, but if you looked really close and watched for awhile you might see more about their relationship, which would in turn be really helpful and very scary. But Spencer is not one for subtlety.
Spencer, deadpan: "He's basically hugging a hand grenade."
You know who else is going to be hugging a Mona Mortar pretty soon? Meredith. Just pointing out that Spencer is very close to figuring some major Season 3B shit out right now, like two very important things, and she doesn't even know it. That's just how good/bad she is at this.
INTO THE SCHOOL BASEMENT!
Emily: "I mean, he was de-braining Mona's locker for her, and then he just looks right through me! It was awful."
Liars: "I dunno, shit. Maybe he has an evil twin, like everybody else on this show that we're not allowed to talk about because it's funny to still pretend it's a spoiler."
There's scary country music coming from the janitor's office, where Harold's writing in the diary from the Lost Woods Lair... which is not the only thing he has from there. The whole place is decked, up to and including the Baby Zombie Mask, with A paraphernalia. Looks like the simulacra are multiplying! Soon we will all live in the Lair. Look over there, perhaps it is happening already, check out your environment, check it out: Have you been sketching Black Swan dresses with your idle hands, without knowing it? Zombie Baby Burlap troubles in the corner? Mouth taste like you've been chewing spooky gum, but to your knowledge you have no spooky gum to chew? Harold gets it. He gets it.
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