Episode Report Card Gustave: A- | 238 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Blondes and Bombshells
By Gustave | Season 2 | Episode 1 | Aired on 2002.10.29
Back at Chez Crew, FarsiBoy and PoorMan'sReneeZellweger are squabbling over the fact that one of PoorMan'sReneeZellweger's ex-boyfriends is coming to the wedding. FarsiBoy is offended. PoorMan'sReneeZellweger tries to assure him that since they haven't been involved for over six years, the ex-boyfriend is "more of a brother" to her. PoorMan'sCateBlanchett, who is also at the table with them, asks FarsiBoy why he's so "jealous." FarsiBoy says something sexist about how his family expects him to marry someone who has saved herself for him. PoorMan'sCateBlanchett accuses him of thinking of her sister as "damaged goods." PoorMan'sReneeZellweger stops the conflict by assuring her sister that FarsiBoy is "wrapped around [her] little finger." There's a phone call for PoorMan'sCateBlanchett. She takes it inside. It's some sort of private investigator or corporate detective, who ran a background check on FarsiBoy at PoorMan'sCateBlanchett's request and found his business dealings to be on the up and up. PoorMan'sCateBlanchett assumes that he's calling about his fee, since the investigation is now over. But no. The Whatever Investigator is concerned, because an unrelated search turned up FarsiBoy's name in conjunction with a suspected Arab terrorist moneyman named Syed Ali. FarsiBoy's business deals with Ali could still be legitimate even if Ali is not, according to the Whatever Investigator, so they shouldn't jump to any conclusions yet. But Whatever Investigator wants to investigate further. PoorMan'sCateBlanchett authorizes him to do so.