Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 114 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Hell is Empty
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 12 | Aired on 08.27.2013
Ashley: "You can call me Ashley if you want. You're basically family."The DA (whom you may know as Marcia Clark, if you are old) comes out and all of a sudden all the charges are dropped and Caleb nods a grateful nod at Travis and he might as well be saying, "Well, as the next boyfriend you sure are hot, which is good." They should kiss, like that time Madonna kissed Britney and gave her all of her powers, so that Christina Aguilera would get fat. Do it!
AFTER SCHOOL
Paige: "So you've still got an omniscient murderer on your tail, huh? I gotta say, it gives me pause."
Emily: "A terrorist is someone who controls through fear. We don't give in to them."
Paige: "But if it really is CeCe... She just seems like she's everywhere."
Emily: "And nowhere. But once we find her, we got her. And then it's all over."
Paige: "Fine, but you're living with me from now on. Puffy drapes and a comforting sense of safety."
Emily: "I can't believe the whole time I've been homeless this hasn't been the #1 thing on your agenda. Hell, kinda lesbian, are you."
MARIN
After Spencer leaves Toby about a million voice mails: "Please at least call Emily, or Caleb, if you won't talk to me. Not that you have any goddamn right to be mad." Ashley comes down stairs in a fashion-forward black dress from a sexy future world, ready for her first date outside the house. It is with Pastor Ted, not a bottle of wine, but I'm guessing she downed a couple of those on the way home. "Caleb, can you drive us home? And stop at the nearest 7-Eleven."
Another 4-person package arrives the second she is gone, and Aria's immediately like, "What if we just ignore it? We could write Return To Sender on it, drop it off at the USPS, never worry about this again."
Spencer: "First of all, we can't win the game if we don't know what we're playing. Second of all, A totally just said she was coming after us for Ashley, so we kind of already know the deal."
Ooh, child. It is a tiny white coffin. And inside it is a toddler-sized doll (nerdy glasses; My Buddy/Kid Sister bib overalls completing the look) of Mona Vanderwaal! I do not like the sound of that, A.
Hanna: "Yes, Radley Sanitarium? I was just calling to see if any of your inmates have recently gone missing, been killed, or turned into dorky dolls and mailed to people? No? Okay, thanks. You guys? That's not Mona. It is merely symbolic."