Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 114 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Hell is Empty
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 12 | Aired on 08.27.2013
Hanna: "So if Boardshorts is the photographer... Is that who CeCe's working for?"
Emily: "And check out this letter he saved, it says she lied about her age and she was planning on meeting him down the shore. That trip to Cape May really was about having sex with a boy. Jessica was right all along!"
Aria: "And check out the backside of these whiteboards, which are also whiteboards! A's been tracking Alison, or Redcoat, as well. Here she is at the Lodge, and then he tracks her all the way to Ravenswood..."
Emily: "Wait, if Ali's actually alive like you dorks have been saying this whole time, then whose funeral did we go to?"
Hanna spots a gas-mask costume -- which we saw last time we were here -- and the invite to a "Night To Remember" celebrating the "long and storied" history of Ravenswood, in the cemetery of course because that's how they roll here, and it would seem Alison was supposed to attend. Oh, and it's tonight! Party's at eight, Alison DiLaurentis will be arriving at 11. Presumably in period attire.
Liars: "WTF."
Everybody: "WTF."
Spencer: "Okay, so then we have to find her first, to protect her from the man in the gas mask. PS, obviously everybody will be wearing gas masks."
Nobody: "Also, Alison is not alive, she is dead."
OUTSIDE
The Grunwald: "You bitches aren't invited to the party. Don't even bother."
Liars: "How did you kno..."
The Grunwald: "Because I'm the Grunwald. Get outta here with that shit. And don't even bother chasing her."
Aria: "You mean Alison?"
Spencer: "Uh, that you said you never met? Right before the birds started dropping out of the sky?"
The Grunwald: "Sorry I lied, but I'm protecting her."
Liars: "From whom?"
The Grunwald: "That's what she was calling me to find out."
Hanna: "How could you help? From here?"
The Grunwald: "BECAUSE I'M THE GRUNWALD, are you deaf? I have magic powers. Look at my weird eyes! Look at my weird awesome face! Look how I dress like a witch! Are you STUPID?"
The Grunwald: "Basically I was using my psychic powers [called it, by the way] to augment Alison's own psychic powers, so she could go backwards through the creeper vibe and find out who was creeping on her."