Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 114 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Hell is Empty
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 12 | Aired on 08.27.2013
Liars: "Surprise, it did not help."The Grunwald: "They got her anyways. But then I, The Grunwald, was like, I feel a ESP, so I drove to Rosewood and pulled her out of her gazebo grave. It was very gross and it was the middle of the night. She cried and acted all weird, due to shock. I drove her to the hospital in my crazy old-timey car. But she wasn't in the car when I got there and went to get help. All of a sudden my psychic powers -- that could find a girl under a gazebo in another town entirely -- were no longer working. So I came back here to Ravenswood, because it was way past my bedtime."
Emily: "Wait. So she's not dead?"
The Grunwald: "Kind of! Didn't you know you have psychic powers and everybody has psychic powers and that is just science? She's hiding out because she can't trust anybody."
Hanna: "Uh, she can trust us. Look at the shit we are going through right now. And for a while before now."
The Grunwald: "I AM THE GRUNWALD AND I DON'T THINK SO."
Aria: "So why didn't you go to the cops?"
The Grunwald: "Because she doesn't want to be found! And you have to leave Ravenswood! Gasmask is waiting for you to find Ali, not the other way around."
There's a weird laugh of a girl out in the mist and then The Grunwald feels a ESP of Gasmask, and she's like, "Peace out" and abruptly bounces, because she has Grunwald shit to do.
THE JITNEY TO RAVENSWOOD
Is like a normal bus except it is foggy in there and it's always autumn and dried leaves and feathers -- sorry if you have allergies -- and when you look out the window you can see over everybody's head an old-timey clock counting down the days and hours until their death. It sounds like a black train chugging forward, and it only goes one way, and the only snacks are pomegranate seeds. You better not eat 'em. Also, no bathroom breaks, which sucks because the bathroom in there is haunted by the ghost of a raven.
It is a permanent midnight and all you want to do is sleep, but you cannot sleep. Just stare forward in the darkness, silently, like everybody else. You don't wanna meet their eyes. If they ask to use your phone, just say it's almost out of batteries. Their voices get in there and you can't ever get them out. Call your mom, who knows who you'll end up talking to; they'll tell you to do stuff, don't do it. Just get a new phone. Get a new everything. Leave all your stuff behind you, if you take the Ravenswood Jitney. It's not worth it.