Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 114 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Hell is Empty
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 12 | Aired on 08.27.2013
Chorus: "Oh, California is where it's going down..."
Little Boy: "I heard the redwoods are so big you could carve a whole Presbyterian church out of one of them!"
Other Boy: "Yeah, and have enough wood left over to build a synagogue!"
You: "Uh, WHAT?"
Chorus: "Don't even worry about it! California..."
Old Black Lady: "California is where the sun puts its feet up on the Rockies and is like, whatever. I don't feel like cooking."
Chorus: "California, where your feet are in the..."
Random Person: "The soil is so rich you can grow a variety of vegetables!"
Also Barbara Stanwyck invites a man into her caravan wagon and makes fun of him for not raping her right there, so he punches her in the face and then she goes, "If I live long enough -- and I will -- I'm going to pull you down off that fancy horse of yours and shove your face in the muck." It is ... probably the best movie I have ever seen in my life. I haven't stopped thinking about it in over two weeks. "If I live long enough, AND I WILL."
Anyway, Jake's asleep and Aria pauses the movie and then passive-aggressively smiles as he's waking up.
Aria: "You want me to make some coffee?"
Jake: "I could use the rest. Can we not do this later?"
Aria: "But if I don't force you to pretend to enjoy the things that I enjoy, how do I know if I'm winning?"
Don't Be That Guy, Aria Montgomery. If this is the only option, throw the fish back. You don't deserve him, and Ezra was born for this shit anyway. )<>(, back and forth, forever.
STAKEOUT
Caleb: "Somebody's upstairs at Mona's house, I swear."
Hanna: "Just sitting up there in the dark? Like in a rocking chair or something?"
Caleb: "Does that not sound like classic Mona to you? Remember the scenario where this is all a trick to fuck with us?"
Hanna: "She's been pretty good backup this year. And she wouldn't have confessed to the murder if I hadn't put the idea in her head. The idea of putting the idea in my head, which then went into her head while she was putting it in my head."
Caleb: "Even if she's in trouble, that's still really not your fault. Come on."
Hanna: "Not all love is guilt, my werewolf friend."
MCCULLERS
Paige: "Stop staring out the window for incoming vehicles. You're safe."