Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 114 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Hell is Empty
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 12 | Aired on 08.27.2013
Caleb: "Well, we know Mona's safe, and Toby's sticking to the B&B, so I don't really need to hold down the fort here. I guess I'll take a bus to Ravenswood, since Toby ran off with my car?"
Hanna: "I'm not gonna say don't come, I mean, I'm over that now. We have A, whatever else is going on, so I don't mind you coming to join me."
Caleb: "We should make these last moments count. I wonder if any strange curses or raven feathers or mystical statues will make themselves known to me on this, my first trip there as far as I know."
Spencer: "I found her bank account. She formed a corporation..."
Aria: "Hey, wasn't CeCe at Wharton?"
Spencer: "Don't say that word to me. And also, I don't think this is her. I see two payments to her, last week, right here on the ledger."
Emily: "Like maybe she was being paid be Redcoat?"
Aria: "Yeah, to lead us away from Ali..."
The Eyes are like, "Maybe." Ugh, so creepy that the Eyes are just hanging out like that, watching them. Gloating. Why is this show so perfect.
Meanwhile, Hanna discovers an armoire full of men's suits and shoes: Is A, after all, a man? Let's see some measurements on that shit. If tiny, it's Ezra. If huge, it's Jake. Anywhere in between, it's Byron! Just kidding, but who could it be? They stare and stare but don't investigate the clothes at all, and then Hanna finds a picture album of candids with ol' Alison, including one shirt Hanna remembers her buying for a date with an "old guy." Boardshorts? The hottie related to Tippi who might be Boardshorts? Beach Hottie?
Spencer: "Ian? Maybe Wren? That whole Shana connection still freaks me out."
Aria: "No, there's a timeline for Wren, see? Right here, this picture..."
Spencer: "Have we talked about Boardshorts yet? These pictures are pretty Boardshortsy, pretty Cape May-oriented, and the name of the company is the same as [*], her favorite beach there."
*(Higbee? Shobby? Some other word Spencer dubbed in later because they found out Higbee attracts nudists, and impressionable Eastern Seaboard youths might want to go to Alison-approved places but shouldn't have the entire Rosewood Experience happen to them if they do? Or maybe it's just pronounced that way, because of how New England is weird. "Worcestershire was Alison's favorite condiment.")