Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Weak Adults & Corrupt Children
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 18 | Aired on 01.30.2012
Still mystifies me, to the point where I think he actually did something bad at some point besides play the guitar, and I simply forgot what it was. Although there's a line in this scene -- "He's A's new eyes" -- that seems really incongruous except for how people are always talking about A's eyes and then Mona said that thing about his eyes being hypnotic like Kaa.
Liars: "It's so frustrating! He and Jenna are always just out of reach! Them and their eyes."
Liars: "Maybe Ali wasn't scared of the NAT Club or A, and was actually engaging in spycraft to figure out more about them?"
Liars: "Like by creating an alter ego so she could get close enough to investigate. Or maybe even to expose A. Only on this show would 'maybe she created a complex alter ego, in our small town, to investigate her own murderer' make sense."
Hanna: "Two things. Number one, I'm now fairly certain Caleb still has those videos, and two, you all are lying to me about it. Mostly I'm pissed you were hanging out without me."
Liars: "Maybe A just has the wrong idea about Caleb still having the videos. You know, because the omnipresent and omniscient character that overhears our conversations and even our thoughts, and is able to turn invisible, is so often realistic and fallible."
Hanna: "Maybe. Can we talk about this later?"
Liars: "Sorry, we all have Chemistry class now. Enjoy your vocational training."
Hanna: "Janitorial Tutorial. Reach for the stars, Marin."
Spencer: "Nobody understands your problem better than I, because I'm literally willing the fate of my boyfriend onto your boyfriend and forcing everybody else to go along with it, but you have got to pull it together. Why, look at me!"
Hanna: "Me? You've been blubbering for the last three episodes at least."
Spencer: "I'm just saying you are becoming a real downer."
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Maya: "Thanks for visiting me in my assisted-living community. It gets lonely."
Emily: "Can we talk about how I got thrown off the swim team after falsifying a recruitment bid, got caught juicing, and went to jail?"
Maya: "Do you want to do horrible things to your ex-teammates?"
Emily: "You don't really know me at all. Further to that point, I was wondering if you'd like to spend some time with my mother, who hates you and kidnapped you one time."
Maya: "That sounds like it could go terribly wrong, due to my horrible personality."
Emily: "Maybe she was just having P-FLAG anxiety, and your horrible personality wasn't the problem?"
Maya: "Pretty sure that's not it, but whatever you want."