Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Weak Adults & Corrupt Children
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 18 | Aired on 01.30.2012
Spencer: "I don't want to tell you about this, because covering for you has quickly become second nature, but trust me when I say Kate is off the board for now."
Hanna: "You're just saying that because she was acting nice! It's a trap. Do you remember in Bio we learned about those animals that can change their appearance to look harmless and then they lull their prey into a false sense of security and then they just bite their heads off? That's Kate."
Spencer: "Fangblennies. Kate isn't a fangblenny, she's a boil-in-baggie."
Hanna, verbatim: "I don't remember that one. Is that like a blowfish?"
Ugh. That would be the breaking point for anybody, so Spencer just up and shows her the picture she got from Melissa years ago when she still had a family and wasn't just this wild-eyed orphan haunting her own house while various nefarious blackguards and brigands constantly let themselves in to just go rummaging around all over the place.
Hanna, verbatim: "God, it looks like something laid eggs on her face and then exploded!"
Spencer: "Melissa said she was a real bitch about it, too."
Hanna: (Flips through Spencer's pictures and reaches the fake ID picture, which is two problems. Don't ever do that with a friend's camera phone unless you are absolutely prepared to see some things.)
Spencer: "That's just a picture of a fake ID."
Hanna: "Where did it come from?"
Spencer breaks open like a dam for some reason and spills the whole thing, indicting Caleb and the other Liars and creating this huge monstrous conspiracy in Hanna's head that rightly freaks her the fuck out, even if she still has no knowing that all of this is Spencer's doing. Hanna runs screaming out into the night awkwardly screaming these ill metaphors of like, "I was worried about Kate backstabbing me! But you were the one holding a knife!"
GRILLE
Pam: Flees.
Emily: "What the fuck is wrong with you? It's like you pushed every button you could think of and then went back and pressed them again and then created new buttons so you could push them. Do you realize how much painstaking work I've been doing with Pam this season?"
Maya: "Don't be such a kidder, kid! It's just the twenty-three skidoo!"
Emily: "No, seriously. You have ruined the shit out of my mom's visit to Rosewood, not to mention setting back her personal journey w/r/t to my sexuality like ten years..."
Maya: "...Or maybe you're really upset because I dated a guy while we were broken up!"
Emily: "Fuckin' what? I have the worst taste in women! Ack!"